Message from @Tendril

Discord ID: 216274496514949123


2016-08-19 19:09:24 UTC  

unsure if astronaut worthy or not

2016-08-19 19:13:57 UTC  

You can open xiaomi laptop with mi band 2

2016-08-19 19:14:03 UTC  

Fucking hackers

2016-08-19 19:14:26 UTC  

what OS does the xiaomi laptop come with?

2016-08-19 19:14:32 UTC  

just windows right?

2016-08-19 19:14:46 UTC  

Kin jong ill superstar edition OS

2016-08-19 19:14:58 UTC  

Dear leader wallpaper in it

2016-08-19 19:15:08 UTC  

Eternal leader

2016-08-19 19:15:22 UTC  

You also get red star stickers

2016-08-19 19:15:31 UTC  

You have to cry when you unbox it

2016-08-19 19:15:38 UTC  

GUYS LOOK

2016-08-19 19:15:41 UTC  

A PHAROAH DONG EXTENDER

2016-08-19 19:15:45 UTC  

FINALLY A PRODUCT FOR ME

2016-08-19 19:15:51 UTC  

I don't think it works my man

2016-08-19 19:15:54 UTC  

Ali is a magical place

2016-08-19 19:17:01 UTC  

A magical place for white boys in their 20s

2016-08-19 19:17:09 UTC  

I'm 19 ;-;

2016-08-19 19:17:25 UTC  

I didn't get carded when I went to buy rum which you're supposed to do if they look under 25

2016-08-19 19:17:36 UTC  

I know, mah man.

2016-08-19 19:17:38 UTC  

So clearly work is taking its toll

2016-08-19 19:17:54 UTC  

You look 25?

2016-08-19 19:17:55 UTC  

Wow.

2016-08-19 19:18:20 UTC  

I mean, it's probably because I live in a small town with very little crime so they don't care.

2016-08-19 19:18:36 UTC  

But the law is 'oh you look under 25? best be carded'

2016-08-19 19:18:45 UTC  

A true chinese product

2016-08-19 19:26:08 UTC  

Carded?

2016-08-19 19:26:09 UTC  

Like

2016-08-19 19:26:12 UTC  

Discarded?

2016-08-19 19:26:17 UTC  

Or do they wanna see ID?

2016-08-19 19:26:31 UTC  

carded as in

2016-08-19 19:26:36 UTC  

"can we see some ID sir"

2016-08-19 19:26:49 UTC  

Ahh

2016-08-19 19:27:29 UTC  

Do you like

2016-08-19 19:27:37 UTC  

The Breakfast Club?

2016-08-19 19:30:45 UTC  

Not watched it, sadly.

2016-08-19 19:31:03 UTC  

Maybe when I reach age 50 in 10 minutes

2016-08-19 19:31:14 UTC  

I'll watch it and laugh at those accursed millenials

2016-08-19 19:31:18 UTC  

Nah

2016-08-19 19:31:18 UTC  

and post snarky comments on my linkedin