Message from @Tendril

Discord ID: 216276754485084161


2016-08-19 19:15:41 UTC  

A PHAROAH DONG EXTENDER

2016-08-19 19:15:45 UTC  

FINALLY A PRODUCT FOR ME

2016-08-19 19:15:51 UTC  

I don't think it works my man

2016-08-19 19:15:54 UTC  

Ali is a magical place

2016-08-19 19:17:01 UTC  

A magical place for white boys in their 20s

2016-08-19 19:17:09 UTC  

I'm 19 ;-;

2016-08-19 19:17:25 UTC  

I didn't get carded when I went to buy rum which you're supposed to do if they look under 25

2016-08-19 19:17:36 UTC  

I know, mah man.

2016-08-19 19:17:38 UTC  

So clearly work is taking its toll

2016-08-19 19:17:54 UTC  

You look 25?

2016-08-19 19:17:55 UTC  

Wow.

2016-08-19 19:18:20 UTC  

I mean, it's probably because I live in a small town with very little crime so they don't care.

2016-08-19 19:18:36 UTC  

But the law is 'oh you look under 25? best be carded'

2016-08-19 19:18:45 UTC  

A true chinese product

2016-08-19 19:26:08 UTC  

Carded?

2016-08-19 19:26:09 UTC  

Like

2016-08-19 19:26:12 UTC  

Discarded?

2016-08-19 19:26:17 UTC  

Or do they wanna see ID?

2016-08-19 19:26:31 UTC  

carded as in

2016-08-19 19:26:36 UTC  

"can we see some ID sir"

2016-08-19 19:26:49 UTC  

Ahh

2016-08-19 19:27:29 UTC  

Do you like

2016-08-19 19:27:37 UTC  

The Breakfast Club?

2016-08-19 19:30:45 UTC  

Not watched it, sadly.

2016-08-19 19:31:03 UTC  

Maybe when I reach age 50 in 10 minutes

2016-08-19 19:31:14 UTC  

I'll watch it and laugh at those accursed millenials

2016-08-19 19:31:18 UTC  

Nah

2016-08-19 19:31:18 UTC  

and post snarky comments on my linkedin

2016-08-19 19:31:19 UTC  

Fuck that series

2016-08-19 19:31:25 UTC  

Just watch Seinfeld.

2016-08-19 19:31:26 UTC  

Over

2016-08-19 19:31:28 UTC  

And over

2016-08-19 19:31:29 UTC  

And over

2016-08-19 19:31:32 UTC  

And over again

2016-08-19 19:31:35 UTC  

Seinfeld/It's Always Sunny

2016-08-19 19:33:36 UTC  
2016-08-19 19:33:40 UTC  

Yo

2016-08-19 19:33:47 UTC  

Join us in <#189811441174446080>

2016-08-19 19:34:25 UTC  

heheh

2016-08-19 19:42:47 UTC  

Oh, I'm the guy talking about the dong thinger in the thread