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You have to cry when you unbox it
GUYS LOOK
A PHAROAH DONG EXTENDER
FINALLY A PRODUCT FOR ME
I don't think it works my man
Ali is a magical place
A magical place for white boys in their 20s
I'm 19 ;-;
I didn't get carded when I went to buy rum which you're supposed to do if they look under 25
I know, mah man.
So clearly work is taking its toll
You look 25?
Wow.
I mean, it's probably because I live in a small town with very little crime so they don't care.
But the law is 'oh you look under 25? best be carded'
A true chinese product
Carded?
Like
Or do they wanna see ID?
carded as in
"can we see some ID sir"
Ahh
Do you like
The Breakfast Club?
Not watched it, sadly.
Maybe when I reach age 50 in 10 minutes
I'll watch it and laugh at those accursed millenials
Nah
and post snarky comments on my linkedin
Fuck that series
Just watch Seinfeld.
Over
And over
And over
And over again
Seinfeld/It's Always Sunny
Yo