(apparently the guy turned out to be what everyone anticipated || faggot || )

@Tervy is that a parody page or an actual (((news))) page?

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

how the fuck is that a real thing

welcome to the internet

where your common sense aint so common anymore suddently

oh, never mind, it's the ADL database

that association that was created to try and shift the blame of a jewish guy for murdering a little girl

What a surprise : the resident /pol/ Faggot believes in Jewish conspiracy theories

Big brains like me only belive Bigfoot conspiracy theories

give me your best one

Bigfoot is a handlet

Hard to believe, but it's true

meh

if he was a footlet it would be more scandalous

well my favorite one is that bigfoot is real, naturally

he is just a prehistoric ape that has survived in isolation since the ice age

back then, all the animals were huge, becasue there was an abundance of food,t hat led them to evolve larger

@foxhunt that would make more sense tho

its just someone overcompensating with large shoes

and with an ape that was predisposed to being stealthy, as it must be to remain so long hidden

all that extra mass enabled by plentiful food would have lead to a brain larger than any other primate at the time

so imagine a giant gorilla, with the brain the size of a human

if it didnt want to be found, you would never find it

I thought about gf's 90 dollar toothbrush again and now I'm angry

how much is the xiaomeme one?

90 dollaroo electric toothbrus.. it could be standard "artisanal" wooden one @Matthew

do you ever plan on marrying your GF or do you plan to chink her

cause she bought a $90 toothbrush

a $90 toothbrush made out of a $30 pencil

made out of a $1 pencil and a $5 can of paint

$90 isnt that bad. for a toothbrush, sure, but you could make far worse life decisions

that was unfair...

but yeah electric toothbrushes are kind of nice and actualy good for your teeth

ohhhh...

yeaaah

im sorry for your loss matthew

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Bruh