Message from @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

Discord ID: 626854185706586172


2019-09-26 16:45:11 UTC  

you charge that as if you're a tv show fbi agent trying to kick down a door

2019-09-26 16:45:22 UTC  

that's what I do at work when anything gets stuck

2019-09-26 16:45:35 UTC  

sometimes I get extra prizes

2019-09-26 17:07:27 UTC  

<a:angeryshake:445145676314312716> <a:angeryshake:445145676314312716> <a:angeryshake:445145676314312716>

2019-09-26 17:07:41 UTC  

Do not mistreat the machines, they are fragile

2019-09-26 17:11:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/626828308788543499/FB_IMG_1569517812031.jpg

2019-09-26 17:16:35 UTC  

where can i get those stickers

2019-09-26 17:19:00 UTC  

Saw them on an ad for custom sticker printing

2019-09-26 18:01:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/626840857101729802/Hard_toimes.webm

2019-09-26 18:25:12 UTC  

It took them this long to find out about Moon Man?

2019-09-26 18:34:22 UTC  

Leave the OK hand out of this

2019-09-26 18:36:00 UTC  

first image in my mind from the bowlcut emote :

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/626849471942098957/iu.png

2019-09-26 18:36:19 UTC  

good old litle meme man

2019-09-26 18:37:04 UTC  

(apparently the guy turned out to be what everyone anticipated || faggot || )

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/626849741573062666/SPOILER_DXf9e3vVMAAPPr8.png

2019-09-26 18:52:11 UTC  

@Tervy is that a parody page or an actual (((news))) page?

2019-09-26 18:53:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/626853930399301655/unknown.png

2019-09-26 18:54:02 UTC  

how the fuck is that a real thing

2019-09-26 18:54:12 UTC  

welcome to the internet

2019-09-26 18:54:43 UTC  

where your common sense aint so common anymore suddently

2019-09-26 18:54:44 UTC  

oh, never mind, it's the ADL database

2019-09-26 18:55:38 UTC  

that association that was created to try and shift the blame of a jewish guy for murdering a little girl

2019-09-26 19:19:20 UTC  

What a surprise : the resident /pol/ Faggot believes in Jewish conspiracy theories

2019-09-26 19:24:03 UTC  

Big brains like me only belive Bigfoot conspiracy theories

2019-09-26 19:40:26 UTC  

give me your best one

2019-09-26 19:40:42 UTC  

Bigfoot is a handlet

2019-09-26 19:40:58 UTC  

Hard to believe, but it's true

2019-09-26 19:42:39 UTC  

meh

2019-09-26 19:42:54 UTC  

if he was a footlet it would be more scandalous

2019-09-26 19:46:54 UTC  

well my favorite one is that bigfoot is real, naturally

2019-09-26 19:47:37 UTC  

he is just a prehistoric ape that has survived in isolation since the ice age

2019-09-26 19:48:10 UTC  

back then, all the animals were huge, becasue there was an abundance of food,t hat led them to evolve larger

2019-09-26 19:48:35 UTC  

@foxhunt that would make more sense tho

2019-09-26 19:48:43 UTC  

its just someone overcompensating with large shoes

2019-09-26 19:48:47 UTC  

and with an ape that was predisposed to being stealthy, as it must be to remain so long hidden

2019-09-26 19:49:37 UTC  

all that extra mass enabled by plentiful food would have lead to a brain larger than any other primate at the time

2019-09-26 19:50:07 UTC  

so imagine a giant gorilla, with the brain the size of a human

2019-09-26 19:50:17 UTC  

if it didnt want to be found, you would never find it

2019-09-26 20:17:47 UTC  

I thought about gf's 90 dollar toothbrush again and now I'm angry

2019-09-26 20:19:32 UTC  

how much is the xiaomeme one?

2019-09-26 20:20:17 UTC  

90 dollaroo electric toothbrus.. it could be standard "artisanal" wooden one @Matthew