Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two
Discord ID: 626880122347323403
well my favorite one is that bigfoot is real, naturally
he is just a prehistoric ape that has survived in isolation since the ice age
back then, all the animals were huge, becasue there was an abundance of food,t hat led them to evolve larger
its just someone overcompensating with large shoes
and with an ape that was predisposed to being stealthy, as it must be to remain so long hidden
all that extra mass enabled by plentiful food would have lead to a brain larger than any other primate at the time
so imagine a giant gorilla, with the brain the size of a human
if it didnt want to be found, you would never find it
I thought about gf's 90 dollar toothbrush again and now I'm angry
how much is the xiaomeme one?
90 dollaroo electric toothbrus.. it could be standard "artisanal" wooden one @Matthew
do you ever plan on marrying your GF or do you plan to chink her
cause she bought a $90 toothbrush
a $90 toothbrush made out of a $30 pencil
made out of a $1 pencil and a $5 can of paint
$90 isnt that bad. for a toothbrush, sure, but you could make far worse life decisions
that was unfair...
but yeah electric toothbrushes are kind of nice and actualy good for your teeth
ohhhh...
yeaaah
im sorry for your loss matthew
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Bruh
She bought two smart toothbrushes?
how exciting the school im working at needs new PCs
and I get to build them
OK
self-build pcs to school
way to fuck up warranty deals ?
@Tribit but this new one has an app <:brainlet:589104479887032330> <:brainlet:589104479887032330>
For brushing your fucking teeth
She also has a water bottle that has an app that tracks her water intake, and flashes green and sends her a push notification whenever she should drink water
Free me from this hell
block them from router~
done
her* from router
or parental settings....
or just ignore it like sane adults do to their companions