and with an ape that was predisposed to being stealthy, as it must be to remain so long hidden

all that extra mass enabled by plentiful food would have lead to a brain larger than any other primate at the time

so imagine a giant gorilla, with the brain the size of a human

if it didnt want to be found, you would never find it

I thought about gf's 90 dollar toothbrush again and now I'm angry

how much is the xiaomeme one?

90 dollaroo electric toothbrus.. it could be standard "artisanal" wooden one @Matthew

do you ever plan on marrying your GF or do you plan to chink her

cause she bought a $90 toothbrush

a $90 toothbrush made out of a $30 pencil

made out of a $1 pencil and a $5 can of paint

$90 isnt that bad. for a toothbrush, sure, but you could make far worse life decisions

that was unfair...

but yeah electric toothbrushes are kind of nice and actualy good for your teeth

ohhhh...

yeaaah

im sorry for your loss matthew

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Bruh

She bought two smart toothbrushes?

how exciting the school im working at needs new PCs

and I get to build them

OK

self-build pcs to school

way to fuck up warranty deals ?

@Tribit but this new one has an app <:brainlet:589104479887032330> <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

For brushing your fucking teeth

She also has a water bottle that has an app that tracks her water intake, and flashes green and sends her a push notification whenever she should drink water

Free me from this hell

block them from router~

done

her* from router

or parental settings....

or just ignore it like sane adults do to their companions

Or I could just kill her

reported to local FBI

enjoy your stay

I am the FBI

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