Arkansas is safe

matt have you ever watched the movie "threads"?

Is it like Pulp fiction or The Big Lebowski

no

Not interested

its a movie about a nuke going off

its pretty fucked up

>trying to feed Matt's paranoid nightmares

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IS IT Paranoid?

its a good movie

After all, Orange Man Bad.

it takes place in britain too

We can get nuked by ~~North Korea China Iran~~ Russia at any time! The news says so!

anyway, its a good movie

give it a watch if you come across it

Watch these nuts slap against your mums chins, cunt

Man. I honestly can't wait for Trump to get out of office. Face literally zero charges. And view rate of the news to collapse

@Pawp "JOURNALISM FACES DECLINING SALES, TRUMP POLICIES TO BLAME"

ORANGE. MAN. BAD.

>Trump gets free secret setivce for the rest of his life.
>Look at these journalist idiots I told you I was going to win so much I got tired of winning

I can see it in my head now

>NYT shuts down production
>"We would like to blame former president Trump's attacks on the news for this travesty"

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@Matthew kfc here literally stocks a beesechurger

it's on their app's secret menu

along with some other shit like loaded fries and a wrap with chips in it

Thats really dumb

500 kcal in one tiny snack

no wonder strayans are so obese

O-beese churger, I guess

I mean

the large chips makes up nearly half of your daily intake

Terrifying

which is actually terrifying

however

3pc box is like

1/3 of your daily

so it balances out