then i tried to cut tomatos with a dull knife

and ended up cutting my finger

then i woke up

You ever hear someone describe a dream, and you just know they made that shit up for <:you:265281777168416768> ?

Very sad

Smh

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the worst part is that is an actual dream i had

i know its retarded, but its real

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I have recurring nightmares about a nuclear bomb going off

I've probably had that dream 20 times

Don't you live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere

So you'd be fine if one did happen

Yeah dude

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Arkansas is safe

matt have you ever watched the movie "threads"?

Is it like Pulp fiction or The Big Lebowski

no

Not interested

its a movie about a nuke going off

its pretty fucked up

>trying to feed Matt's paranoid nightmares

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IS IT Paranoid?

its a good movie

After all, Orange Man Bad.

it takes place in britain too

We can get nuked by ~~North Korea China Iran~~ Russia at any time! The news says so!

anyway, its a good movie

give it a watch if you come across it

Watch these nuts slap against your mums chins, cunt

Man. I honestly can't wait for Trump to get out of office. Face literally zero charges. And view rate of the news to collapse

@Pawp "JOURNALISM FACES DECLINING SALES, TRUMP POLICIES TO BLAME"

ORANGE. MAN. BAD.

>Trump gets free secret setivce for the rest of his life.
>Look at these journalist idiots I told you I was going to win so much I got tired of winning

I can see it in my head now

>NYT shuts down production
>"We would like to blame former president Trump's attacks on the news for this travesty"

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