Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Discord ID: 567578959571845128


2019-04-16 05:12:49 UTC  

i had a dream that i was mr. magoo, i was at the grocery store, and there was nobody there but one other person
i killed that person and wore their skin as a suit

2019-04-16 05:12:59 UTC  

then i tried to cut tomatos with a dull knife

2019-04-16 05:13:05 UTC  

and ended up cutting my finger

2019-04-16 05:13:23 UTC  

then i woke up

2019-04-16 05:13:39 UTC  

You ever hear someone describe a dream, and you just know they made that shit up for <:you:265281777168416768> ?

2019-04-16 05:13:43 UTC  

Very sad

2019-04-16 05:13:45 UTC  

Smh

2019-04-16 05:13:55 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2019-04-16 05:13:57 UTC  

the worst part is that is an actual dream i had

2019-04-16 05:14:13 UTC  

i know its retarded, but its real

2019-04-16 05:14:25 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2019-04-16 05:14:38 UTC  

I have recurring nightmares about a nuclear bomb going off

2019-04-16 05:14:47 UTC  

I've probably had that dream 20 times

2019-04-16 05:14:56 UTC  

Don't you live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere

2019-04-16 05:15:02 UTC  

So you'd be fine if one did happen

2019-04-16 05:15:03 UTC  

Yeah dude

2019-04-16 05:15:09 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-16 05:15:13 UTC  

Arkansas is safe

2019-04-16 05:15:31 UTC  

matt have you ever watched the movie "threads"?

2019-04-16 05:16:04 UTC  

Is it like Pulp fiction or The Big Lebowski

2019-04-16 05:16:09 UTC  

no

2019-04-16 05:16:15 UTC  

Not interested

2019-04-16 05:16:26 UTC  

its a movie about a nuke going off

2019-04-16 05:16:32 UTC  

its pretty fucked up

2019-04-16 05:16:58 UTC  

>trying to feed Matt's paranoid nightmares

2019-04-16 05:17:02 UTC  

<:angeryturt:538725038346731540>

2019-04-16 05:17:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/567579321649070095/s592.png

2019-04-16 05:17:35 UTC  

IS IT Paranoid?

2019-04-16 05:17:38 UTC  

its a good movie

2019-04-16 05:17:46 UTC  

After all, Orange Man Bad.

2019-04-16 05:18:00 UTC  

it takes place in britain too

2019-04-16 05:18:25 UTC  

We can get nuked by ~~North Korea China Iran~~ Russia at any time! The news says so!

2019-04-16 05:18:40 UTC  

anyway, its a good movie

2019-04-16 05:18:47 UTC  

give it a watch if you come across it

2019-04-16 05:19:58 UTC  

Watch these nuts slap against your mums chins, cunt

2019-04-16 05:20:07 UTC  

Man. I honestly can't wait for Trump to get out of office. Face literally zero charges. And view rate of the news to collapse

2019-04-16 05:21:17 UTC  

@Pawp "JOURNALISM FACES DECLINING SALES, TRUMP POLICIES TO BLAME"

2019-04-16 05:21:29 UTC  

ORANGE. MAN. BAD.

2019-04-16 05:22:22 UTC  

>Trump gets free secret setivce for the rest of his life.
>Look at these journalist idiots I told you I was going to win so much I got tired of winning

2019-04-16 05:23:05 UTC  

I can see it in my head now

2019-04-16 05:23:52 UTC  

>NYT shuts down production
>"We would like to blame former president Trump's attacks on the news for this travesty"