Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 570600148997242882


2019-04-24 13:12:42 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2019-04-24 13:13:18 UTC  

That's not buffalo chicken in any sense of the word

2019-04-24 13:13:49 UTC  

That's like people putting hot sauce into shredded chicken and calling it 'slow cooked buffalo chicken'

2019-04-24 13:14:41 UTC  

mmmm slow cooker buffalo chicken dip with cheese

2019-04-24 13:15:19 UTC  

@Deleted User and hot dogs aren't made of dogs

2019-04-24 13:15:23 UTC  

Such dishonesty

2019-04-24 13:16:19 UTC  

This is john

2019-04-24 13:16:29 UTC  

>booze >cigs >stupidity

2019-04-24 13:16:58 UTC  

Why would I set fire to good liquor. And I don't smoke anymore.

2019-04-24 13:17:29 UTC  

What's it been, a week?

2019-04-24 13:17:56 UTC  

Daily remember that John will tell you he hasn't drank in weeks, when he was drinking less than 12 hours before

2019-04-24 13:18:19 UTC  

It was 8 days so it was more than a week

2019-04-24 13:18:21 UTC  

matt your misunderstand johntime

2019-04-24 13:18:36 UTC  

1 johnday is 1 real hour

2019-04-24 13:19:22 UTC  

also that gif is always funnyn i love it

2019-04-24 13:19:35 UTC  

Mfw there are people who will tell people they've "quit" smoking after only a week without a cigarette

2019-04-24 13:20:20 UTC  

I was doing fine for two years before that

2019-04-24 13:20:24 UTC  

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2019-04-24 13:20:25 UTC  

Almost as bad as fatties telling everyone they're on a diet after only a few days

2019-04-24 13:21:16 UTC  

Telling Niggas they're eating healthy when they still have the taste of last night's Burger King in their mouth smh

2019-04-24 13:21:50 UTC  

Burger king is a complete meal for optimal health, everyone knows this

2019-04-24 13:22:03 UTC  

For me, it's the McChicken

2019-04-24 13:23:15 UTC  

I think I'm gonna work nice and slow today.

2019-04-24 13:34:03 UTC  

Who the fuck are these pants made for?

2019-04-24 13:41:34 UTC  

@kontroll the same kind of person who'd wear this putrid fucking jacket

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/570605254975160330/Screenshot_2019-04-24-08-40-42.png

2019-04-24 13:42:08 UTC  

Sweet.

2019-04-24 13:42:42 UTC  

That thing made me convulse.

2019-04-24 14:03:02 UTC  

The problem with that is they didn't put brass studs on it to make it look like a bad brigand costume

2019-04-24 14:17:56 UTC  

Mfw there's someone in this server who thinks that jacket looks good *Right now*

2019-04-24 14:18:00 UTC  

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2019-04-24 14:20:46 UTC  

How tho?

2019-04-24 14:25:47 UTC  

who is that

2019-04-24 14:26:04 UTC  

wait
that must be matthew

2019-04-24 14:27:57 UTC  

in world of warships, american ships fire heavy AP shells

2019-04-24 14:28:11 UTC  

american piercing shells, which are big, fat and heavy, just like americans

2019-04-24 14:28:16 UTC  

really makes you think

2019-04-24 14:28:33 UTC  

> even while gaming, he's O B S E S S E D