Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 570599308349538309


2019-04-24 13:09:19 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-04-24 13:09:34 UTC  

Wouldn't it just be spicy chicken soup then?

2019-04-24 13:10:30 UTC  

wait do you ONLY fry your buffalo chicken dip johnny

2019-04-24 13:10:41 UTC  

What the Fuck?

2019-04-24 13:10:42 UTC  

I ask for it on the side.

2019-04-24 13:10:47 UTC  

It's not fried, John.

2019-04-24 13:11:04 UTC  

So it's just spicy cream of chicken soup

2019-04-24 13:11:25 UTC  

It's basically diced chicken and tomatos with rice in a cream based soup with hot sauce

2019-04-24 13:12:09 UTC  

Add it to your list, dumbass

2019-04-24 13:12:42 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2019-04-24 13:13:18 UTC  

That's not buffalo chicken in any sense of the word

2019-04-24 13:13:49 UTC  

That's like people putting hot sauce into shredded chicken and calling it 'slow cooked buffalo chicken'

2019-04-24 13:14:41 UTC  

mmmm slow cooker buffalo chicken dip with cheese

2019-04-24 13:15:19 UTC  

@Deleted User and hot dogs aren't made of dogs

2019-04-24 13:15:23 UTC  

Such dishonesty

2019-04-24 13:16:19 UTC  

This is john

2019-04-24 13:16:29 UTC  

>booze >cigs >stupidity

2019-04-24 13:16:58 UTC  

Why would I set fire to good liquor. And I don't smoke anymore.

2019-04-24 13:17:29 UTC  

What's it been, a week?

2019-04-24 13:17:56 UTC  

Daily remember that John will tell you he hasn't drank in weeks, when he was drinking less than 12 hours before

2019-04-24 13:18:19 UTC  

It was 8 days so it was more than a week

2019-04-24 13:18:21 UTC  

matt your misunderstand johntime

2019-04-24 13:18:36 UTC  

1 johnday is 1 real hour

2019-04-24 13:19:22 UTC  

also that gif is always funnyn i love it

2019-04-24 13:19:35 UTC  

Mfw there are people who will tell people they've "quit" smoking after only a week without a cigarette

2019-04-24 13:20:20 UTC  

I was doing fine for two years before that

2019-04-24 13:20:24 UTC  

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2019-04-24 13:20:25 UTC  

Almost as bad as fatties telling everyone they're on a diet after only a few days

2019-04-24 13:21:16 UTC  

Telling Niggas they're eating healthy when they still have the taste of last night's Burger King in their mouth smh

2019-04-24 13:21:50 UTC  

Burger king is a complete meal for optimal health, everyone knows this

2019-04-24 13:22:03 UTC  

For me, it's the McChicken

2019-04-24 13:23:15 UTC  

I think I'm gonna work nice and slow today.

2019-04-24 13:34:03 UTC  

Who the fuck are these pants made for?

2019-04-24 13:41:34 UTC  

@kontroll the same kind of person who'd wear this putrid fucking jacket

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/570605254975160330/Screenshot_2019-04-24-08-40-42.png

2019-04-24 13:42:08 UTC  

Sweet.

2019-04-24 13:42:42 UTC  

That thing made me convulse.

2019-04-24 14:03:02 UTC  

The problem with that is they didn't put brass studs on it to make it look like a bad brigand costume