Also. People don't understand Cthulhu.

He's not supposed to be the final boss

He's supposed to be like. The fuckin doorman. A foot soldier.

Rip

i wouldnt really hold it against this book, its not trying to be authentic with its mythos

here is another book by the same guy

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good shit my dude

well the vampire one

i havent read ass goblins yet

here is the description of the vampire one

*"Franz and Lola are vampires in love. They live in a cottage near the sea with their little vampire baby. Burn Girl is a lonely girl who walks along the bottom of the sea, constantly on fire. The water doesn't put her fire out or soothe her burns. It only makes her feel like she's wearing an itchy wool sweater. Bruno is the buffest vampire. He is building Muscle Island, a floating fortress comprised of mussels. The Vampire Science Council has been working for centuries to prevent the depletion of their arctic planet's blood supply, but the blood has finally run out. Cyrus Lugosi's friends want to slaughter him as part of a ritual sacrifice that will raise Cthulhu from his tomb at the bottom of the sea. There are just two problems: The closest thing to the Necronomicon they've got is a unicorn coloring book, and Cthulhu is more interested in his quest for the perfect hamburger. Their fates will converge when Cthulhu Comes to the Vampire Kingdom."*

so as you can see Cthulhu is portrayed pretty accurately here

Yeah. Trash.

to be fair, being trash doesn't mean its not entertaining

and plus its only 160 pages

Frog cult

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@Matthew you'd fit right in

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Somewhat ironically, it's always athletes who seem to have crippling self esteem issues

Bantz are a normal part of any competition, and these pussies cried to the media?

lmao irl sonic has nikes

shoulda had soaps

>maccas higher than hungry jacks

heresy

absolute madcunt

Where is Jack in the box?

It's a weird list

I wouldn't call Buffalo Wild Wings a fast food place

I see, you're a fast food conessiour?