Message from @Brokenman
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good shit my dude
well the vampire one
i havent read ass goblins yet
here is the description of the vampire one
*"Franz and Lola are vampires in love. They live in a cottage near the sea with their little vampire baby. Burn Girl is a lonely girl who walks along the bottom of the sea, constantly on fire. The water doesn't put her fire out or soothe her burns. It only makes her feel like she's wearing an itchy wool sweater. Bruno is the buffest vampire. He is building Muscle Island, a floating fortress comprised of mussels. The Vampire Science Council has been working for centuries to prevent the depletion of their arctic planet's blood supply, but the blood has finally run out. Cyrus Lugosi's friends want to slaughter him as part of a ritual sacrifice that will raise Cthulhu from his tomb at the bottom of the sea. There are just two problems: The closest thing to the Necronomicon they've got is a unicorn coloring book, and Cthulhu is more interested in his quest for the perfect hamburger. Their fates will converge when Cthulhu Comes to the Vampire Kingdom."*
so as you can see Cthulhu is portrayed pretty accurately here
Yeah. Trash.
to be fair, being trash doesn't mean its not entertaining
and plus its only 160 pages
Frog cult
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@Matthew you'd fit right in
Hi friends
how is everyone doing here
Somewhat ironically, it's always athletes who seem to have crippling self esteem issues
Bantz are a normal part of any competition, and these pussies cried to the media?
lmao irl sonic has nikes
shoulda had soaps
>maccas higher than hungry jacks
heresy
absolute madcunt
Where is Jack in the box?
It's a weird list
I wouldn't call Buffalo Wild Wings a fast food place
I see, you're a fast food conessiour?
love how subway is in shit tier only due ???
tho i know there is huge local differences on subway quality soo~ kind of understandable
If McDonalds is B tier, i'm thankful that most this stuff isn't present at my place
Mac is ok
I wonder how taco Bell is like