>trip to Kentucky

Nice

its where we all want to go

the state of unbridled spirit

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This chink novel I'm reading is so fucking good. I'm laughing so much

what is it

I'm not saying cuz some cunty fuck here would spoil it since I have seven thousand more pages to read

And. The last one I read which was good was panlong dragon

Tho I recommend the early chapters of tales of demons and gods more

its not chink but i read this book

it was pretty good

its pretty off the wall

That cover art is the most terrible book art iv ever seen

you should see his other books

Also. People don't understand Cthulhu.

He's not supposed to be the final boss

He's supposed to be like. The fuckin doorman. A foot soldier.

Rip

i wouldnt really hold it against this book, its not trying to be authentic with its mythos

here is another book by the same guy

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good shit my dude

well the vampire one

i havent read ass goblins yet

here is the description of the vampire one

*"Franz and Lola are vampires in love. They live in a cottage near the sea with their little vampire baby. Burn Girl is a lonely girl who walks along the bottom of the sea, constantly on fire. The water doesn't put her fire out or soothe her burns. It only makes her feel like she's wearing an itchy wool sweater. Bruno is the buffest vampire. He is building Muscle Island, a floating fortress comprised of mussels. The Vampire Science Council has been working for centuries to prevent the depletion of their arctic planet's blood supply, but the blood has finally run out. Cyrus Lugosi's friends want to slaughter him as part of a ritual sacrifice that will raise Cthulhu from his tomb at the bottom of the sea. There are just two problems: The closest thing to the Necronomicon they've got is a unicorn coloring book, and Cthulhu is more interested in his quest for the perfect hamburger. Their fates will converge when Cthulhu Comes to the Vampire Kingdom."*

so as you can see Cthulhu is portrayed pretty accurately here

Yeah. Trash.

to be fair, being trash doesn't mean its not entertaining

and plus its only 160 pages

Frog cult

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@Matthew you'd fit right in

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