Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 576572721173889031


2019-05-11 00:35:45 UTC  

<:wizorblaugh:334498925061079040>

2019-05-11 00:35:51 UTC  

Niggas sent me a bill every month, then it went down to 300, and in the last 3 months down to 150

2019-05-11 00:35:59 UTC  

so I just paid the 150

2019-05-11 00:36:06 UTC  

American Bigthink wins again

2019-05-11 00:36:21 UTC  

you sure showed them (your nuts)

2019-05-11 00:36:37 UTC  

I do have a nice nutsack, not gonna lie

2019-05-11 00:36:51 UTC  

Have any of y'all ever shined a flashlight through your nutsack?

2019-05-11 00:37:05 UTC  

cant say that i have

2019-05-11 00:37:37 UTC  

You're missing out

2019-05-11 00:39:12 UTC  

ill give it a try somtime

2019-05-11 00:39:38 UTC  

Post it in <#189811441174446080>

2019-05-11 00:48:04 UTC  

>uber eats having a local promotion
>first three deliveries are free
>get a box of coffee and 4 crullers
Man, so this is the life Matthew lives

2019-05-11 00:50:42 UTC  

wtf is a cruller

2019-05-11 00:50:56 UTC  

oh its one of THOSE

2019-05-11 00:52:02 UTC  

WHOA

2019-05-11 00:52:11 UTC  

I wonder if they're having the same promo here

2019-05-11 00:52:28 UTC  

Also, @Pawp shine a flashlight through your scrotum and post the results

2019-05-11 00:52:37 UTC  
2019-05-11 00:53:31 UTC  

nah man im good

2019-05-11 00:53:34 UTC  

i just made some pretzles

2019-05-11 00:54:08 UTC  

Y'all must hate fun and burning your nutsack with LEDs

2019-05-11 00:57:50 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-05-11 00:58:11 UTC  

Who hasent candled their nutsack in puberty?

2019-05-11 00:58:21 UTC  

Need to make sure they aren't girl balls

2019-05-11 00:59:59 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-05-11 01:00:05 UTC  

I can't believe it

2019-05-11 01:00:12 UTC  

The madman has actually done it

2019-05-11 01:00:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/576574297867419677/egg.jpeg

2019-05-11 01:01:23 UTC  

you can see the baby chicken

2019-05-11 01:01:32 UTC  

Nobody tell him

2019-05-11 01:01:49 UTC  

No shit that's an egg

2019-05-11 01:02:05 UTC  

egg.jpeg

2019-05-11 01:02:10 UTC  

Who hasn't heard of shining a light through am egg to determine if it's fertile

2019-05-11 01:02:16 UTC  

Fucking retards

2019-05-11 01:02:18 UTC  
2019-05-11 01:02:21 UTC  

Fucker

2019-05-11 01:02:24 UTC  

Bitch

2019-05-11 01:02:30 UTC  

Mayo boyo

2019-05-11 01:03:03 UTC  

Have you ever noticed a fishy taste in your Plymouth birds?

2019-05-11 01:03:16 UTC  

I heard some have a genetic defect that causes it

2019-05-11 01:03:21 UTC  

Can't say I have