Message from @Pawp

Discord ID: 576572563925368843


2019-05-11 00:34:44 UTC  

thats rude of them

2019-05-11 00:35:17 UTC  

I paid the 400 for the ultrasound (which was done by interns who praised my nutsack as "beautiful" and "very symmetrical"), and told them to go fuck themselves on the other 590 for the "emergency room visit" and "Detailed consultation"

2019-05-11 00:35:45 UTC  

<:wizorblaugh:334498925061079040>

2019-05-11 00:35:51 UTC  

Niggas sent me a bill every month, then it went down to 300, and in the last 3 months down to 150

2019-05-11 00:35:59 UTC  

so I just paid the 150

2019-05-11 00:36:06 UTC  

American Bigthink wins again

2019-05-11 00:36:21 UTC  

you sure showed them (your nuts)

2019-05-11 00:36:37 UTC  

I do have a nice nutsack, not gonna lie

2019-05-11 00:36:51 UTC  

Have any of y'all ever shined a flashlight through your nutsack?

2019-05-11 00:37:05 UTC  

cant say that i have

2019-05-11 00:37:37 UTC  

You're missing out

2019-05-11 00:39:12 UTC  

ill give it a try somtime

2019-05-11 00:39:38 UTC  

Post it in <#189811441174446080>

2019-05-11 00:48:04 UTC  

>uber eats having a local promotion
>first three deliveries are free
>get a box of coffee and 4 crullers
Man, so this is the life Matthew lives

2019-05-11 00:50:42 UTC  

wtf is a cruller

2019-05-11 00:50:56 UTC  

oh its one of THOSE

2019-05-11 00:52:02 UTC  

WHOA

2019-05-11 00:52:11 UTC  

I wonder if they're having the same promo here

2019-05-11 00:52:28 UTC  

Also, @Pawp shine a flashlight through your scrotum and post the results

2019-05-11 00:52:37 UTC  
2019-05-11 00:53:31 UTC  

nah man im good

2019-05-11 00:53:34 UTC  

i just made some pretzles

2019-05-11 00:54:08 UTC  

Y'all must hate fun and burning your nutsack with LEDs

2019-05-11 00:57:50 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-05-11 00:58:11 UTC  

Who hasent candled their nutsack in puberty?

2019-05-11 00:58:21 UTC  

Need to make sure they aren't girl balls

2019-05-11 00:59:59 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-05-11 01:00:05 UTC  

I can't believe it

2019-05-11 01:00:12 UTC  

The madman has actually done it

2019-05-11 01:00:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/576574297867419677/egg.jpeg

2019-05-11 01:01:23 UTC  

you can see the baby chicken

2019-05-11 01:01:32 UTC  

Nobody tell him

2019-05-11 01:01:49 UTC  

No shit that's an egg

2019-05-11 01:02:05 UTC  

egg.jpeg

2019-05-11 01:02:10 UTC  

Who hasn't heard of shining a light through am egg to determine if it's fertile

2019-05-11 01:02:16 UTC  

Fucking retards

2019-05-11 01:02:18 UTC  
2019-05-11 01:02:21 UTC  

Fucker

2019-05-11 01:02:24 UTC  

Bitch

2019-05-11 01:02:30 UTC  

Mayo boyo

2019-05-11 01:03:03 UTC  

Have you ever noticed a fishy taste in your Plymouth birds?