Message from @kontroll

Discord ID: 585360044166479872


2019-06-04 04:25:13 UTC  

Just WHAT?

2019-06-04 04:25:21 UTC  

Plug out the fridge

2019-06-04 04:25:21 UTC  

Do you mean "unplug it"?

2019-06-04 04:25:47 UTC  

Are you a swarm of gnats in human skin? How can you be so bad at English?

2019-06-04 04:26:24 UTC  

Plug it out

2019-06-04 04:26:31 UTC  

Yes

2019-06-04 04:27:29 UTC  

This is worse than "washing up liquid"

2019-06-04 04:28:56 UTC  

You're an idiot, John. I'm gonna go get my dick sucked, and some Hispanic woman is gonna have to clean the sheets tomorrow. Toodles.

2019-06-04 04:29:29 UTC  

Are you plugging the electric water vapor with your electric bung?

2019-06-04 04:29:32 UTC  

Isn't John eternally drunk? Why are you surprised?

2019-06-04 04:30:08 UTC  

So did you plug it out or not

2019-06-04 04:32:49 UTC  

I shimmed it with some coffee cup sleeves.

2019-06-04 04:33:11 UTC  

Because I do this kind of thing for a living pleb.

2019-06-04 04:34:58 UTC  

Do half fixes and hope they hold until they aren't your problem?

2019-06-04 04:57:48 UTC  

"Close enough for government work" exists as an idiom for a reason, dear

2019-06-04 05:26:01 UTC  

Wait is today 30th anniversary already?

2019-06-04 05:26:16 UTC  

never heard it but it sounds so right

2019-06-04 05:28:05 UTC  

It works at my place

2019-06-04 05:28:18 UTC  

Can complain about everything

2019-06-04 06:38:23 UTC  

plug out the fucking fridge lmao

2019-06-04 06:51:49 UTC  

>asian chick walks by

2019-06-04 06:52:05 UTC  

>instinctively look at butt

2019-06-04 06:52:12 UTC  

>there is no butt

2019-06-04 07:01:09 UTC  

but qt

2019-06-04 07:06:54 UTC  

butt *not* qt

2019-06-04 07:13:03 UTC  

shit tastes

2019-06-04 07:13:11 UTC  

a compact butt fits everywhere

2019-06-04 07:49:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/585374633788964865/Screenshot_20190604-174745_Clover_dev.png

2019-06-04 07:49:50 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-06-04 07:52:03 UTC  

well it *would* solve all our problems

2019-06-04 07:52:08 UTC  

*technically*

2019-06-04 08:09:05 UTC  

So my laptop doesn't care very much for running D3 even at 768p on Ultra Low, think WoW Classic will fare any better?

2019-06-04 08:11:39 UTC  

your laptop must really suck is you cant even play d3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/585380132944871424/MV5BNWMyZmNkNTMtYTZlMi00MmQ5LWE4NWQtMzVjZWZhNmU1Yjc1L2ltYWdlL2ltYWdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI.png

2019-06-04 08:37:15 UTC  

It's got a 6200U with Intel HD 520 graphics

2019-06-04 09:56:08 UTC  

garfield man soy boy

2019-06-04 15:42:27 UTC  

sweet, i managed to make my phone private by creating a separate launcher that hides all the apps
so if people check my phone I can just switch to the new launcher
and people wont be able to switch
to my normal one

2019-06-04 15:43:09 UTC  

Wow

2019-06-04 15:43:27 UTC  

It's like you could just switch to guest account instead

2019-06-04 15:45:48 UTC  

yeah but guest account restricts access to everyone so it's suspicious

2019-06-04 15:46:01 UTC  

im going to cross a border where they regularly check phones for private messages and images

2019-06-04 15:52:03 UTC  

> not having your sensitive datas and messages in a hidden and encrypted volume