It's no more work than it'd be to make yourself eggs, sausage, and a slice or two of toast. You just...stack them. Brainlets, I swear.

I don't feel like cutting tomato and shit

I just pop cereal into a bowl and add milk

These days I just eat toast with butter or jam or rice with miso

Slow down there, Martha Stewart

Nobody is cutting tomato and shit

It's egg, cheese, and sausage. Nothing else.

I do when I make sanwitches

It's a...breakfast sandwich...

Tomatoes are a necessary part of a sandwich you fucking retard

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two explain a breakfast sandwich to these fucking people

I think I'm enjoying a nice grilled tomato with breakfast

Butter, ham, tomato sometme add lettuce or slice of cheese

Oh, It's another episode of "matt applies arbitrary definitions to things".

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Btfo

Nice comeback, john

You're not being very cute right now, John.

I try not to be

Usually, you fail.

A breakfast sandwich is a sandwich made out of breakfast things, like pancakes and sausage

Hash browns and eggs

Bacon

Tomato?

Tomato is for lunch

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Well, that settles it.

King Calorie has spoken.

Why would you put hash brown into a sandwich?

Have you ever had a grilled tomato?

I love grilled tomato.

It's just not something I'd eat for breakfast.

My favorite food is seafood Alfredo. I would never eat it for breakfast.

Here, John. Have a picture of your waifu and be calm.

I told you ishi is the better charecter in that series

I know what you told me.

But I also know the truth.

Nice projection

Poor John.

What nonsense are you coagulating in your head as to why I am a sad person for not 'waifu'ing her?

It was a general statement