Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 599088392541700096
Last I was at parents place, mommy made me nice sammiches for breakfast few times
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What you descibe is breakfast foods at a time other than breakfast.
Which is wrong
Oh, It's another episode of "John applies arbitrary definitions to things".
I usually don't feel like fucking around making sandwiches for breakfast
It's no more work than it'd be to make yourself eggs, sausage, and a slice or two of toast. You just...stack them. Brainlets, I swear.
I don't feel like cutting tomato and shit
I just pop cereal into a bowl and add milk
These days I just eat toast with butter or jam or rice with miso
Slow down there, Martha Stewart
Nobody is cutting tomato and shit
It's egg, cheese, and sausage. Nothing else.
I do when I make sanwitches
It's a...breakfast sandwich...
Tomatoes are a necessary part of a sandwich you fucking retard
@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two explain a breakfast sandwich to these fucking people
I think I'm enjoying a nice grilled tomato with breakfast
Butter, ham, tomato sometme add lettuce or slice of cheese
Oh, It's another episode of "matt applies arbitrary definitions to things".
Btfo
Nice comeback, john
You're not being very cute right now, John.
I try not to be
Usually, you fail.
A breakfast sandwich is a sandwich made out of breakfast things, like pancakes and sausage
Hash browns and eggs
Bacon
Tomato?
Tomato is for lunch
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Well, that settles it.
King Calorie has spoken.
Why would you put hash brown into a sandwich?
Have you ever had a grilled tomato?
I love grilled tomato.
It's just not something I'd eat for breakfast.
My favorite food is seafood Alfredo. I would never eat it for breakfast.
Here, John. Have a picture of your waifu and be calm.
I told you ishi is the better charecter in that series