Usually, you fail.

A breakfast sandwich is a sandwich made out of breakfast things, like pancakes and sausage

Hash browns and eggs

Bacon

Tomato?

Tomato is for lunch

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Well, that settles it.

King Calorie has spoken.

Why would you put hash brown into a sandwich?

Have you ever had a grilled tomato?

I love grilled tomato.

It's just not something I'd eat for breakfast.

My favorite food is seafood Alfredo. I would never eat it for breakfast.

Here, John. Have a picture of your waifu and be calm.

I told you ishi is the better charecter in that series

I know what you told me.

But I also know the truth.

Nice projection

Poor John.

What nonsense are you coagulating in your head as to why I am a sad person for not 'waifu'ing her?

It was a general statement

Grilled tomato is a breakfast food btw, youre eating things wrong.

That's nice, honey

why would you grill a tomato

at 5 in the morning

To prove someone on the internet wrong.

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My whole life I have had tomatoes grilled for breakfast

why would you
That's a waste of time

Just eat it raw

Suck it matt

> diner food

Gross

Doctoring images, John? This is just shameful.

Speaking of diner food, have ypu ever been givem the option of crispy or soft pankakes there?

No. Crispy is how I make it when I make them myself tho

Thats nice, honey muffins, now scroll to the right instead of lying

Got good screencap app?

No, but I reserve my right to doubt