Message from @Matthew

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2019-07-12 03:51:20 UTC  

Most of it is too soft without much taste

2019-07-12 03:51:25 UTC  

I mean, there's that also. English muffins and croissants are literally just bread. There IS better bread. I used to buy bread that had almonds and other nuts baked into it that was <:wearycowboy:562494896649535528>

2019-07-12 03:51:39 UTC  

Sounds good

2019-07-12 03:51:46 UTC  

But then the supermarket stopped carrying it <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

2019-07-12 03:52:02 UTC  

Gf sometimes makes bread with walnuts and sunflower seeds

2019-07-12 03:52:19 UTC  

I get poppy to add sometimes too

2019-07-12 03:52:22 UTC  

Very based

2019-07-12 03:54:24 UTC  

Press F to pay respects

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2019-07-12 03:56:00 UTC  

NUTTY

2019-07-12 03:56:10 UTC  

F

2019-07-12 03:56:16 UTC  

Who eats sandwhiches for breakfast?

2019-07-12 03:56:23 UTC  

No one is that pressed for time

2019-07-12 03:56:29 UTC  

Nobody.

2019-07-12 03:56:31 UTC  

I do sometimes

2019-07-12 03:56:37 UTC  

Not much anymore I guess

2019-07-12 03:56:46 UTC  

But plenty of people eat sandwiches, you illiterate homo.

2019-07-12 03:57:11 UTC  

Last I was at parents place, mommy made me nice sammiches for breakfast few times

2019-07-12 03:57:14 UTC  

😊

2019-07-12 03:57:14 UTC  

What you descibe is breakfast foods at a time other than breakfast.

2019-07-12 03:57:22 UTC  

Which is wrong

2019-07-12 03:57:50 UTC  

Oh, It's another episode of "John applies arbitrary definitions to things".

2019-07-12 03:57:51 UTC  

I usually don't feel like fucking around making sandwiches for breakfast

2019-07-12 03:59:24 UTC  

It's no more work than it'd be to make yourself eggs, sausage, and a slice or two of toast. You just...stack them. Brainlets, I swear.

2019-07-12 04:00:06 UTC  

I don't feel like cutting tomato and shit

2019-07-12 04:00:23 UTC  

I just pop cereal into a bowl and add milk

2019-07-12 04:00:55 UTC  

These days I just eat toast with butter or jam or rice with miso

2019-07-12 04:01:53 UTC  

Slow down there, Martha Stewart

2019-07-12 04:02:02 UTC  

Nobody is cutting tomato and shit

2019-07-12 04:02:14 UTC  

It's egg, cheese, and sausage. Nothing else.

2019-07-12 04:02:16 UTC  

I do when I make sanwitches

2019-07-12 04:02:28 UTC  

It's a...breakfast sandwich...

2019-07-12 04:02:29 UTC  

Tomatoes are a necessary part of a sandwich you fucking retard

2019-07-12 04:02:50 UTC  

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two explain a breakfast sandwich to these fucking people

2019-07-12 04:02:57 UTC  

I think I'm enjoying a nice grilled tomato with breakfast

2019-07-12 04:03:05 UTC  

Butter, ham, tomato sometme add lettuce or slice of cheese

2019-07-12 04:03:22 UTC  

Oh, It's another episode of "matt applies arbitrary definitions to things".

2019-07-12 04:03:23 UTC  

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2019-07-12 04:03:30 UTC  

Btfo

2019-07-12 04:03:58 UTC  

Nice comeback, john

2019-07-12 04:03:58 UTC  

You're not being very cute right now, John.

2019-07-12 04:04:51 UTC  

I try not to be