Pint glass

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...whonshaves thier knuckles?

Actually I know a baker who does but thats because they would get pulled out into the dough.

I got a few ingrown hairs in my knuckles

They got too long

My knuckle hair gets worn down from the rubber gloves I wear every day

I only tend to use the inside of my hands

I do sometimes burn some of my hairs whilst soldering though

the fuck are you doing to manage that

Being a <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

wristilocks

wait no wrong tale

@Goz3rr
>hold soldering iron in between 2 fingers whilst getting shit into place
>iron slips, lands on my fingers
>repeat

Twee--- i mean you should use zipties

He is trying to lose his weight, be nice

Wait

I'm trapped looking at old messages 😂

Who's trying to lose weight?

It was like fifty messages or so back; my Discord bugged and wasn't loading new messages so I thought I was caught up.

You said you hadn't had sipps in two days.

That's because I have a raging bladder infection right now, I'm not really enjoying drinking anything <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

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jesus

Guess it's water diet and forced weight loss for you, then

its gods way of letting you know you need to go childfree

I thought it was God's way of telling you to do less urethral sounding 🤔

I think it's God's way of telling me to not let my dick touch the inside of the bowl.

You stick your dick in a bong?

It's fun to touch the bowl though

You get to touch the shit stains before blasting them with piss

everytime I touch the inside of the bowl of public toilets I get fears that some hobo with syphillis touched it before and Im fucked now

Just don't sit on public toilets then

I dont want to

but the shit commands me to

Slav squat on the toilet seat

Squat like the pajeets do when they shit on streets

>doctor calls you and tells you to call them back
>call them back
>they don't answer

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