anyway i'm dead serious

like say whatever you want but there's a reason why there's much less gun violence in the Czech Republic despite having the most lax and comprehensive laws in Europe, it's because Czechs aren't brainlets who love violence and are desensitized to the loss of life

this isn't a jab at anyone but still, you can't tell me you guys dont have a disproportionate amount of fucking whackos

Shut up fag

Who else is dead but forgotten?

Your liver.

Comfy I guess.

But he is a renevant

The oldman wh otried to be johns friend and drinking buddy who john gave the cold shoudler too

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RIP old man trying to make a friend

He's still alive in coastal Virginia, actually.

Mountain mama

You can go kill him tho, I havent been to the liquor store in a while.

THE liquor store, or A liquor store?

I only have one liquor store, matt

So a is the.

Johns probably on that bathtub gin kick
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What podunk ass town do you live in where there's only one liqour store?

Christ, Matt. Does the concept of a store someone prefers over others elude you?

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It's MY fault you worded that like a tard?

^

I agree with matt here, it was purely a communication issue on your end john

Fine, I near exclusively prefer one liquors store over others.

Just because of selection or location?

I go to whatever's closest, because I have normie taste. I don't drink rare sips when I drink.

Selection, location, price and they don't play music.

I'm usually not in a store long enough to hear more than 2 minutes of a song

^

I don't browse, I know what I'm there for.

only time iv ever browsed in a store is to pick a random beer to try with my dad

Lucky, your dad let you get drunk before he Fucked you?

No

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its when we would watch wrestlin with my uncle

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i once bought that beer branded loser beer

and handed my uncle one saying "I got you a beer that represents who you are"

he was nonplussed

!answer nonplussed

Nice