Backpedaling bantz, John? That's just sad.

poor john isnt on his A game today

Matthew vs John posts is the best arc

Good bantz come from a place of familiarity, I got no idea who this guy is other than he's a janny somehow.

i think i'm the most recent jannie here, yeah

You know porco very well. This is just his alt account.

lole

where did you get that from

My 🍑

exactly

Not possible, I liked porco under his amaerica seething.

Then you should be prepared for @onoderaSecurity's America seething.

He's not charming at all.

I dont like this porco

Return him.

@Windatica demod @onoderaSecurity, he's not funny enough

I wonder what happened to proco

Like shrimp is probably still lit shitposting somewhere, lynx is probably still a drug addict but porco is up in the air.

And deets is still a deep shitpost.

anyway i'm dead serious

like say whatever you want but there's a reason why there's much less gun violence in the Czech Republic despite having the most lax and comprehensive laws in Europe, it's because Czechs aren't brainlets who love violence and are desensitized to the loss of life

this isn't a jab at anyone but still, you can't tell me you guys dont have a disproportionate amount of fucking whackos

Shut up fag

Who else is dead but forgotten?

Your liver.

Comfy I guess.

But he is a renevant

The oldman wh otried to be johns friend and drinking buddy who john gave the cold shoudler too

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RIP old man trying to make a friend

He's still alive in coastal Virginia, actually.

Mountain mama

You can go kill him tho, I havent been to the liquor store in a while.

THE liquor store, or A liquor store?

I only have one liquor store, matt

So a is the.

Johns probably on that bathtub gin kick
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What podunk ass town do you live in where there's only one liqour store?

Christ, Matt. Does the concept of a store someone prefers over others elude you?

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It's MY fault you worded that like a tard?

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