He's still alive in coastal Virginia, actually.

Mountain mama

You can go kill him tho, I havent been to the liquor store in a while.

THE liquor store, or A liquor store?

I only have one liquor store, matt

So a is the.

Johns probably on that bathtub gin kick
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What podunk ass town do you live in where there's only one liqour store?

Christ, Matt. Does the concept of a store someone prefers over others elude you?

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It's MY fault you worded that like a tard?

^

I agree with matt here, it was purely a communication issue on your end john

Fine, I near exclusively prefer one liquors store over others.

Just because of selection or location?

I go to whatever's closest, because I have normie taste. I don't drink rare sips when I drink.

Selection, location, price and they don't play music.

I'm usually not in a store long enough to hear more than 2 minutes of a song

^

I don't browse, I know what I'm there for.

only time iv ever browsed in a store is to pick a random beer to try with my dad

Lucky, your dad let you get drunk before he Fucked you?

No

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its when we would watch wrestlin with my uncle

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i once bought that beer branded loser beer

and handed my uncle one saying "I got you a beer that represents who you are"

he was nonplussed

!answer nonplussed

Nice

yeah my dad had a chuckle

its a shame that uncle is an asshole

Does he like your asshole

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-ship

i hate the euro summer heat more than anything in the world atm

>be brit > not have AC >Literally die from the heat

Always gives me a laugh

i was in northern italy for a week, my flight from bologna got cancelled and i had to stay overnight there, my flight the next day was 2 hours late and i missed my connecting flight, so now im stuck in frankfurt for a night

all due to the fucking heag