I expect matt to not invite /me/ but /you/ would get an invite

Because I will be damned if he makes me look at a dog shrine

Bad enough I have to see my sister's whenever I visit.

It's a very tasteful boxframe on the wall, John.

...dogshrine?

Are there ashes in it?

Eh, not as bad as my sister's, it's literally a shrine with dog treats and candles.

Neenbean

And I expect at least a few tears. Cunt.

My nickname for her was Goblin.

now i rememebr all the past pets in my life

damn

John is like a spectre, making Every one sad by remembering dead companion animals.

What a bitch.

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oo pancake sama

Is that a huge pan or a smol pancake

Issa this big

AAAAAAAA

Small pancake then

Spiderbro

Kill kill kill

Don't

Spiders are bros, pussy

Where did it fucking go

Arguably the ones I have here now are nicer cause they don't make shitty webs

It distracted me and I almost burnt my second pancake

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Sad

Christ matt, eat something other than pancakes

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Why?

They are not a complete source of nutrition

Where the fuck did the spider go

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It's fine spiders are friends

Unless they are herds of recluses

Spider and infestation and necrosis inducing bites are not an example of a good time