<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Just hunt at the wedding.

And no, seeing his will not inspire me.

john why do you want matt to get married

even if he invites you its not like your going to show up

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Ouch.

One, he wouldn't invite me and two because it's a running joke.

>implying he wouldnt invite you

Every American in this discord server is invited to my wedding.

>be matt >want my discord buddy john to be happy all the time

Except for any mods.

I'll send whatever he wants on hisnregistry up to 1000 dollars.

I expect matt to not invite /me/ but /you/ would get an invite

Because I will be damned if he makes me look at a dog shrine

Bad enough I have to see my sister's whenever I visit.

It's a very tasteful boxframe on the wall, John.

...dogshrine?

Are there ashes in it?

Eh, not as bad as my sister's, it's literally a shrine with dog treats and candles.

Neenbean

And I expect at least a few tears. Cunt.

My nickname for her was Goblin.

now i rememebr all the past pets in my life

damn

John is like a spectre, making Every one sad by remembering dead companion animals.

What a bitch.

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

oo pancake sama

Is that a huge pan or a smol pancake

Issa this big

AAAAAAAA

Small pancake then

Spiderbro

Kill kill kill

Don't

Spiders are bros, pussy

Where did it fucking go

Arguably the ones I have here now are nicer cause they don't make shitty webs