john why do you want matt to get married

even if he invites you its not like your going to show up

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Ouch.

One, he wouldn't invite me and two because it's a running joke.

>implying he wouldnt invite you

Every American in this discord server is invited to my wedding.

>be matt >want my discord buddy john to be happy all the time

Except for any mods.

I'll send whatever he wants on hisnregistry up to 1000 dollars.

I expect matt to not invite /me/ but /you/ would get an invite

Because I will be damned if he makes me look at a dog shrine

Bad enough I have to see my sister's whenever I visit.

It's a very tasteful boxframe on the wall, John.

...dogshrine?

Are there ashes in it?

Eh, not as bad as my sister's, it's literally a shrine with dog treats and candles.

Neenbean

And I expect at least a few tears. Cunt.

My nickname for her was Goblin.

now i rememebr all the past pets in my life

damn

John is like a spectre, making Every one sad by remembering dead companion animals.

What a bitch.

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oo pancake sama

Is that a huge pan or a smol pancake

Issa this big

AAAAAAAA

Small pancake then

Spiderbro

Kill kill kill

Don't

Spiders are bros, pussy

Where did it fucking go

Arguably the ones I have here now are nicer cause they don't make shitty webs

It distracted me and I almost burnt my second pancake

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Sad