for epoxy

I SWEAR ME FUCKING GOD that my doggo has some fucking blades and spikes hidden somewhere what she keeps cutting herself up .. her pawn has yet another mysterious wound this time on the fucking TOPSIDE ...

like how the fuck bitch

@Tervy https://youtu.be/HbvYeLxMKN8

@Matthew <:sorryforwhat:592062550099755013>

<:bearChonk:537095689830662144>

@Pawp what's good my man

Just an average friday, reading a new novel, wth a movie playing in the backround

@Kimichiboi didn't you get banned or something?

@Pawp nice bro. Did I tell you I'm gonna be a dad?

Oh You did, how did johnfrum take it

He died

Hasn't been seen for weeks

@Deleted User

Oh Shit

Kids not even born yet and hes already being a deadbeat uncle

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classic Matt already forgot about me <:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

You are a literally who

very cool

why did the condom break?

<:implying:589103384699863050>

Unlike you, this babby wasn't an accident

She was using the patch until we decided we were ready

And then I knocked her up on the first fertile day, because I'm a fucking stud

Tried for less than a month before success

Average is a year

so you willingly put yourself in financial debt for the rest of your life, relationship goes down the drain etc

Still... gratz

It's okay to be a coward, @Kimichiboi, but I'm not

I didn't have a dad <:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

have you both thought of a name yet?

you only putyourself in debt adn Fuck your relationship up if your not ready

anytime matt has talked about his SO it has been nothing but niceness

The responsibility, financial strain and actually finding a girl is enough for me to stay incel 4life

@Kimichiboi Isaac for boy, Naomi for girl

Got a tranny "acquaintance" named Naomi

very unique names tho

Isaac

Why not

Moses