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classic Matt already forgot about me <:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

You are a literally who

very cool

why did the condom break?

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Unlike you, this babby wasn't an accident

She was using the patch until we decided we were ready

And then I knocked her up on the first fertile day, because I'm a fucking stud

Tried for less than a month before success

Average is a year

so you willingly put yourself in financial debt for the rest of your life, relationship goes down the drain etc

Still... gratz

It's okay to be a coward, @Kimichiboi, but I'm not

I didn't have a dad <:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

have you both thought of a name yet?

you only putyourself in debt adn Fuck your relationship up if your not ready

anytime matt has talked about his SO it has been nothing but niceness

The responsibility, financial strain and actually finding a girl is enough for me to stay incel 4life

@Kimichiboi Isaac for boy, Naomi for girl

Got a tranny "acquaintance" named Naomi

very unique names tho

Isaac

Why not

Moses

didn't know Matt was one of """them"""

don't think matt is to worried about debt

what's a little more for the pile he already has?

at this point debt is part of American culture

glad you decided to stick to rather traditional names instead of choosing Khaleesi

Jamal

Deshawn

Laquaisha

Typical american names

Just be traditional

Name him joe-lee @Matthew

https://i.imgur.com/7r3OIv1.mp4

Has this been posted yet

What food for dinner

None for large marx if he gets his way