Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 614612438763175936
Lmao
ez
@Speshu you can use a scouring pad to scrub off the non stick coating
reminder to not* look at reviews when you're looking for syringes on amazon
Having access to clean syringes is a good thing, no matter how you slice it
true
I don't need them to be too clean though
for epoxy
I SWEAR ME FUCKING GOD that my doggo has some fucking blades and spikes hidden somewhere what she keeps cutting herself up .. her pawn has yet another mysterious wound this time on the fucking TOPSIDE ...
like how the fuck bitch
@Matthew <:sorryforwhat:592062550099755013>
<:bearChonk:537095689830662144>
Just an average friday, reading a new novel, wth a movie playing in the backround
@Kimichiboi didn't you get banned or something?
Oh You did, how did johnfrum take it
He died
Hasn't been seen for weeks
Oh Shit
Kids not even born yet and hes already being a deadbeat uncle
<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
classic Matt already forgot about me <:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>
You are a literally who
very cool
why did the condom break?
<:implying:589103384699863050>
Unlike you, this babby wasn't an accident
She was using the patch until we decided we were ready
And then I knocked her up on the first fertile day, because I'm a fucking stud
Tried for less than a month before success
Average is a year
so you willingly put yourself in financial debt for the rest of your life, relationship goes down the drain etc
Still... gratz
It's okay to be a coward, @Kimichiboi, but I'm not