Message from @Iren Masot
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john <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>
Or Magatha
Gramma names are cozy, you just gotta be prepared to provide emotional support while her peers are peeling her skin off in school
I've heard of Agatha, never Magatha
Margaret?
Full name for Maggie
Maggie <:moon2H:502706928170827777>
Brainlets would probably think I'm making a MAGA statement and snuff my child out
Grandaunt is magatha
Matt living in trying times <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
John confirmed south of Dixie line
God, my asshole is so raw from my laxative adventure.
You what?
Matt, lose weight in a healthy way
He was "constipated", so he crammed blue pills like he was playing Left 4 Dead
Just eat more fiber, fool
That's dumber than when I took too many allergy medications
<:nyquil:587149834306453509> <:nyquil:587149834306453509> <:nyquil:587149834306453509>
what
<a:MONKERSHAKE:466689565868949524>
Almost as dumb as that guy who bragged to me about ODing on vitamin gummies and "talking to his subconscious"
Well well well, John. I see that you see were just the pot calling the kettle nigger.
If the skin fits, bitch
No, you can actually seriously damage yourself with too many laxatives.
I took 2 doses, 18 hours apart
John you can damage yourself from too much liquor
Too many benydryls short of a whole bottle just knocks you out
Because I hadn't had a proper bowel movement in a week
jesus
Matt, try to eat fiber and water.
Matt take care of yourself <:boomer:480046032546168863>
What do you even eat?
John stop drinking to death 🍷 <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>
I haven't had a sip in a week, and when I diu It was just the one
My sip consumption has dropped to almost 0
Okay but that doesn't really explain the constipation
He has consumption <:pepewot:589100642820161551>
Maybe it happened BECAUSE I cold-turkey quit sipping.
Caffeine is a diruetic, iirc
<:radthonk:318079469376110597> So I should drink coffee forever, then. Got it.