Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 616827496373026829
Yes, I already congratulated him and told him to repent and make an honest man of himself.
It might be J Jr, we don't know yet
john y our not allowed to drink yourself to death because you need to be the godfather to his kid
Find out next month I think
Dont Fuck This up johnny
Lmao no
John has been sober
Godfathering is way too expensive
Johnny if you drink yourself to death I'll kill you ðŸ˜
I'd rather die than be killed <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>
J is still meh about the name Naomi, give me some cool girl names, lads
Man, it is annoying how as I get older I have to actually choose between getting drunk and being productive.
Sometimes, people die when they are killed <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>
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Is Kara too white trash?
Yes
Greta is a good name.
john <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>
Or Magatha
Gramma names are cozy, you just gotta be prepared to provide emotional support while her peers are peeling her skin off in school
Margaret?
Full name for Maggie
Maggie <:moon2H:502706928170827777>
Brainlets would probably think I'm making a MAGA statement and snuff my child out
Grandaunt is magatha
Matt living in trying times <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
John confirmed south of Dixie line
God, my asshole is so raw from my laxative adventure.
You what?
Matt, lose weight in a healthy way
He was "constipated", so he crammed blue pills like he was playing Left 4 Dead
Just eat more fiber, fool
That's dumber than when I took too many allergy medications
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what
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Almost as dumb as that guy who bragged to me about ODing on vitamin gummies and "talking to his subconscious"
Well well well, John. I see that you see were just the pot calling the kettle nigger.
If the skin fits, bitch
No, you can actually seriously damage yourself with too many laxatives.