Message from @Matthew
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Margaret?
Full name for Maggie
Maggie <:moon2H:502706928170827777>
Brainlets would probably think I'm making a MAGA statement and snuff my child out
Grandaunt is magatha
Matt living in trying times <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
John confirmed south of Dixie line
God, my asshole is so raw from my laxative adventure.
You what?
Matt, lose weight in a healthy way
He was "constipated", so he crammed blue pills like he was playing Left 4 Dead
Just eat more fiber, fool
That's dumber than when I took too many allergy medications
<:nyquil:587149834306453509> <:nyquil:587149834306453509> <:nyquil:587149834306453509>
what
<a:MONKERSHAKE:466689565868949524>
Almost as dumb as that guy who bragged to me about ODing on vitamin gummies and "talking to his subconscious"
Well well well, John. I see that you see were just the pot calling the kettle nigger.
If the skin fits, bitch
No, you can actually seriously damage yourself with too many laxatives.
John you can damage yourself from too much liquor
Too many benydryls short of a whole bottle just knocks you out
Because I hadn't had a proper bowel movement in a week
jesus
Matt, try to eat fiber and water.
Matt take care of yourself <:boomer:480046032546168863>
What do you even eat?
John stop drinking to death 🍷 <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>
I haven't had a sip in a week, and when I diu It was just the one
My sip consumption has dropped to almost 0
Okay but that doesn't really explain the constipation
He has consumption <:pepewot:589100642820161551>
Maybe it happened BECAUSE I cold-turkey quit sipping.
Caffeine is a diruetic, iirc
<:radthonk:318079469376110597> So I should drink coffee forever, then. Got it.
Oh man, the migraines I got 3 days into No-sipquest
Imagine becoming anything bit slightly sleepy when cutting off caffine
I get a little ache when going cold turkey; I think it means I'm not doing so bad <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>
I don't drink caffeine often enough to get any symptoms when I'm not drinking it