Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 616827264671154203
Have you been drinking?
ye friends are chill, Your pretty good matt
John did you hear Matt Jr is on the way
Matt's a rude shitter, what are you talking about
We tolerate him anyway <3
Yes, I already congratulated him and told him to repent and make an honest man of himself.
It might be J Jr, we don't know yet
john y our not allowed to drink yourself to death because you need to be the godfather to his kid
Find out next month I think
Dont Fuck This up johnny
Lmao no
John has been sober
Godfathering is way too expensive
Johnny if you drink yourself to death I'll kill you ðŸ˜
I'd rather die than be killed <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>
J is still meh about the name Naomi, give me some cool girl names, lads
Man, it is annoying how as I get older I have to actually choose between getting drunk and being productive.
Sometimes, people die when they are killed <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>
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Is Kara too white trash?
Greta is a good name.
john <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>
Or Magatha
Gramma names are cozy, you just gotta be prepared to provide emotional support while her peers are peeling her skin off in school
I've heard of Agatha, never Magatha
Margaret?
Full name for Maggie
Maggie <:moon2H:502706928170827777>
Brainlets would probably think I'm making a MAGA statement and snuff my child out
Grandaunt is magatha
Matt living in trying times <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
John confirmed south of Dixie line
God, my asshole is so raw from my laxative adventure.
You what?
Matt, lose weight in a healthy way
He was "constipated", so he crammed blue pills like he was playing Left 4 Dead
Just eat more fiber, fool
That's dumber than when I took too many allergy medications
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what