Message from @Millwood

Discord ID: 616838144230424587


2019-08-30 03:28:20 UTC  

no

2019-08-30 03:28:31 UTC  

lmao that was a good one

2019-08-30 03:28:50 UTC  

Just FYI, usually when women imagine the "standing on tippy-toes to kiss", they're the ones doing the tippy-toes.

2019-08-30 03:30:13 UTC  

Bodyfat percentage is 33%, according to my $20 scale.

2019-08-30 03:30:22 UTC  

Some girls like short stacks

2019-08-30 03:31:24 UTC  

Have you seen Mongolian women? They can only see 20% of a person at a time, so they can't actually tell how tall someone is

2019-08-30 03:31:29 UTC  

of pancakes

2019-08-30 03:32:04 UTC  

"how tall someone is...of pancakes" <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2019-08-30 03:32:13 UTC  

EVEN THEY'RE WEARING PLATFORM SHOES

2019-08-30 03:32:30 UTC  

short stacks of pancakes ya dip

2019-08-30 03:32:50 UTC  

<:implying:589103384699863050> implying you don't want your gf to wear high heels and step on your balls while nine and a half months pregnant

2019-08-30 03:33:09 UTC  

Billy I get it but it's better wrong

2019-08-30 03:33:14 UTC  

>nine and a half months of pregnancy

2019-08-30 03:33:16 UTC  

uuuuh....

2019-08-30 03:33:30 UTC  

I KNOW MATT I MEAN EXTRA PREG HEAVY

2019-08-30 03:33:41 UTC  

for that hot cbt action

2019-08-30 03:34:07 UTC  

I shouldn't have to explain this shit, we're all millennials here

2019-08-30 03:34:12 UTC  

contrarians

2019-08-30 03:34:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/616838130183700500/https3a2f2fjphypebeastcom2ffiles2f20182f042fgshockmcdonaldsbigmaccollab111.jpg

2019-08-30 03:34:33 UTC  

tfw no burger g shock

2019-08-30 03:34:36 UTC  

You're a confirmed idiot, I really thought you might not know how babby is formed.

2019-08-30 03:34:55 UTC  

how girl get pragnet

2019-08-30 03:35:06 UTC  

Two people hold hands REALLY hard

2019-08-30 03:35:20 UTC  

How babby is preparred

2019-08-30 03:35:30 UTC  

you must do way instain mother

2019-08-30 03:35:42 UTC  

who kill their babbys, because they cannot frighth back

2019-08-30 03:35:45 UTC  

Do the needful 😂

2019-08-30 03:35:59 UTC  

it was on the news this mroin, a woman in ar who killed her two kids

2019-08-30 03:36:13 UTC  

they are taking the baby back to new york to lady to rest

2019-08-30 03:36:18 UTC  

i am truly sorry for your lots

2019-08-30 03:36:45 UTC  

<:FeelsBadMan:589103983558393857>

2019-08-30 03:38:19 UTC  

Matt how drunk are you, 1/10 or 10/10?

2019-08-30 03:38:39 UTC  

iren, how new are you 1/10 or 10/10?

2019-08-30 03:38:40 UTC  

Yeah, I come back and he has already given himself to the drink

2019-08-30 03:38:52 UTC  

He was here before you

2019-08-30 03:38:54 UTC  

0/10, I haven't had a drink in a long-ass time

2019-08-30 03:38:59 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2019-08-30 03:39:08 UTC  

thats a *classic* copypasta, you boob

2019-08-30 03:39:09 UTC  

Wrong, Billy has been an eternal lurker

2019-08-30 03:39:14 UTC  

its true