Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Discord ID: 616837370980859904


2019-08-30 03:25:36 UTC  

do it

2019-08-30 03:25:55 UTC  

go to gym and kill it

2019-08-30 03:25:57 UTC  

I could do 400+ on the Leg Sled, easily. ran out of weights before I hit my limit

2019-08-30 03:26:03 UTC  

It is the one and only benefit of being fat

2019-08-30 03:26:49 UTC  

I did 500 in High School, when I was *only* 220 lbs

2019-08-30 03:27:00 UTC  

jesus christ

2019-08-30 03:27:02 UTC  

how fat are you

2019-08-30 03:27:27 UTC  

I'm 275 right now, but I usually hover around 285

2019-08-30 03:27:45 UTC  

body fat percentage?

2019-08-30 03:27:49 UTC  

100%

2019-08-30 03:28:00 UTC  

well enjoy being fat then

2019-08-30 03:28:04 UTC  

I think my scale actually measures it.

2019-08-30 03:28:05 UTC  

I got to go for now

2019-08-30 03:28:14 UTC  

Gotta go shop for platform shoes?

2019-08-30 03:28:20 UTC  

no

2019-08-30 03:28:31 UTC  

lmao that was a good one

2019-08-30 03:28:50 UTC  

Just FYI, usually when women imagine the "standing on tippy-toes to kiss", they're the ones doing the tippy-toes.

2019-08-30 03:30:13 UTC  

Bodyfat percentage is 33%, according to my $20 scale.

2019-08-30 03:30:22 UTC  

Some girls like short stacks

2019-08-30 03:31:24 UTC  

Have you seen Mongolian women? They can only see 20% of a person at a time, so they can't actually tell how tall someone is

2019-08-30 03:31:29 UTC  

of pancakes

2019-08-30 03:32:04 UTC  

"how tall someone is...of pancakes" <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2019-08-30 03:32:13 UTC  

EVEN THEY'RE WEARING PLATFORM SHOES

2019-08-30 03:32:30 UTC  

short stacks of pancakes ya dip

2019-08-30 03:32:50 UTC  

<:implying:589103384699863050> implying you don't want your gf to wear high heels and step on your balls while nine and a half months pregnant

2019-08-30 03:33:09 UTC  

Billy I get it but it's better wrong

2019-08-30 03:33:14 UTC  

>nine and a half months of pregnancy

2019-08-30 03:33:16 UTC  

uuuuh....

2019-08-30 03:33:30 UTC  

I KNOW MATT I MEAN EXTRA PREG HEAVY

2019-08-30 03:33:41 UTC  

for that hot cbt action

2019-08-30 03:34:07 UTC  

I shouldn't have to explain this shit, we're all millennials here

2019-08-30 03:34:12 UTC  

contrarians

2019-08-30 03:34:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/616838130183700500/https3a2f2fjphypebeastcom2ffiles2f20182f042fgshockmcdonaldsbigmaccollab111.jpg

2019-08-30 03:34:33 UTC  

tfw no burger g shock

2019-08-30 03:34:36 UTC  

You're a confirmed idiot, I really thought you might not know how babby is formed.

2019-08-30 03:34:55 UTC  

how girl get pragnet

2019-08-30 03:35:06 UTC  

Two people hold hands REALLY hard

2019-08-30 03:35:20 UTC  

How babby is preparred

2019-08-30 03:35:30 UTC  

you must do way instain mother

2019-08-30 03:35:42 UTC  

who kill their babbys, because they cannot frighth back