Message from @Matthew
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<:pepeturt:499291994649133067> I need to exercise more
do it
go to gym and kill it
I could do 400+ on the Leg Sled, easily. ran out of weights before I hit my limit
It is the one and only benefit of being fat
I did 500 in High School, when I was *only* 220 lbs
jesus christ
how fat are you
I'm 275 right now, but I usually hover around 285
body fat percentage?
100%
well enjoy being fat then
I think my scale actually measures it.
I got to go for now
Gotta go shop for platform shoes?
no
lmao that was a good one
Just FYI, usually when women imagine the "standing on tippy-toes to kiss", they're the ones doing the tippy-toes.
Bodyfat percentage is 33%, according to my $20 scale.
Some girls like short stacks
Have you seen Mongolian women? They can only see 20% of a person at a time, so they can't actually tell how tall someone is
of pancakes
"how tall someone is...of pancakes" <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>
EVEN THEY'RE WEARING PLATFORM SHOES
short stacks of pancakes ya dip
<:implying:589103384699863050> implying you don't want your gf to wear high heels and step on your balls while nine and a half months pregnant
Billy I get it but it's better wrong
>nine and a half months of pregnancy
uuuuh....
I KNOW MATT I MEAN EXTRA PREG HEAVY
for that hot cbt action
I shouldn't have to explain this shit, we're all millennials here
contrarians
tfw no burger g shock
You're a confirmed idiot, I really thought you might not know how babby is formed.
how girl get pragnet
Two people hold hands REALLY hard
How babby is preparred
you must do way instain mother