Message from @Matthew
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That's my height :)
Poor little guy.
:(
@androidcrawler You say "Slim and muscular", I say "Dehydrated and emaciated".
What can you hit on the leg-sled, little guy?
I don''t have a leg sled
whats a leg sled
I use free weights only
I can hit back a six-pack, easy 😎
Don't tell me you skip Leg Day...
I do squats instead
<:pepeturt:499291994649133067> I need to exercise more
do it
go to gym and kill it
I could do 400+ on the Leg Sled, easily. ran out of weights before I hit my limit
It is the one and only benefit of being fat
I did 500 in High School, when I was *only* 220 lbs
jesus christ
how fat are you
body fat percentage?
100%
well enjoy being fat then
I think my scale actually measures it.
I got to go for now
Gotta go shop for platform shoes?
no
lmao that was a good one
Just FYI, usually when women imagine the "standing on tippy-toes to kiss", they're the ones doing the tippy-toes.
Bodyfat percentage is 33%, according to my $20 scale.
Some girls like short stacks
Have you seen Mongolian women? They can only see 20% of a person at a time, so they can't actually tell how tall someone is
of pancakes
"how tall someone is...of pancakes" <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>
EVEN THEY'RE WEARING PLATFORM SHOES
short stacks of pancakes ya dip
<:implying:589103384699863050> implying you don't want your gf to wear high heels and step on your balls while nine and a half months pregnant
Billy I get it but it's better wrong
>nine and a half months of pregnancy