Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 616835655305003058

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:20:21 UTC  

dont lie

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:20:28 UTC  

6' even

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:21:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/616834786274705419/1c8acb9e-ae9c-40da-abde-3e6414dc777d.png

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:21:30 UTC  

That's right, pigboy, cope

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:22:01 UTC  

>pig boy

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:22:09 UTC  

I'm slim and muscular

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:22:12 UTC  

unlike you

Iren Masot
2019-08-30 03:22:13 UTC  

6' chad, 5' 10" manlet

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:22:17 UTC  

sausage fingers

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:22:25 UTC  

Why'd you give him an extra inch?

basker
2019-08-30 03:22:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/616835123756662789/EBQSyO2UEAUMI7P.jpg

Iren Masot
2019-08-30 03:22:35 UTC  

That's my height :)

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:22:43 UTC  

Poor little guy.

Iren Masot
2019-08-30 03:22:47 UTC  

:(

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:23:05 UTC  

@androidcrawler You say "Slim and muscular", I say "Dehydrated and emaciated".

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:23:27 UTC  

What can you hit on the leg-sled, little guy?

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:23:44 UTC  

I don''t have a leg sled

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:23:46 UTC  

whats a leg sled

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:24:00 UTC  

I use free weights only

Iren Masot
2019-08-30 03:24:11 UTC  

I can hit back a six-pack, easy 😎

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:25:01 UTC  

Don't tell me you skip Leg Day...

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:25:23 UTC  

I do squats instead

Iren Masot
2019-08-30 03:25:31 UTC  

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067> I need to exercise more

Millwood
2019-08-30 03:25:36 UTC  

do it

Millwood
2019-08-30 03:25:55 UTC  

go to gym and kill it

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:25:57 UTC  

I could do 400+ on the Leg Sled, easily. ran out of weights before I hit my limit

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:26:03 UTC  

It is the one and only benefit of being fat

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:26:49 UTC  

I did 500 in High School, when I was *only* 220 lbs

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:27:00 UTC  

jesus christ

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:27:02 UTC  

how fat are you

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:27:27 UTC  

I'm 275 right now, but I usually hover around 285

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:27:45 UTC  

body fat percentage?

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:27:49 UTC  

100%

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:28:00 UTC  

well enjoy being fat then

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:28:04 UTC  

I think my scale actually measures it.

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:28:05 UTC  

I got to go for now

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:28:14 UTC  

Gotta go shop for platform shoes?

androidcrawler
2019-08-30 03:28:20 UTC  

no

Millwood
2019-08-30 03:28:31 UTC  

lmao that was a good one

Matthew
2019-08-30 03:28:50 UTC  

Just FYI, usually when women imagine the "standing on tippy-toes to kiss", they're the ones doing the tippy-toes.