Message from @Sam Anderson

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2019-02-18 00:39:40 UTC  

But I drove through ND...

2019-02-18 00:39:46 UTC  

🤔

2019-02-18 00:39:47 UTC  

...did you?

2019-02-18 00:39:51 UTC  

<:nervous:359009898115104770>

2019-02-18 00:40:13 UTC  

People say 911 happened but I've never been to new York so

2019-02-18 00:41:13 UTC  

What's the mattress firm one?

2019-02-18 00:41:14 UTC  

And yeah the Denver airport is very bizarre. They have that super creepy artwork

2019-02-18 00:41:54 UTC  

And a huge statue of a fire-breathing, red-eyed horse that actually killed its creator

2019-02-18 00:42:10 UTC  

There's this rubber stamp shop near where my parents live that I *never* see anyone inside

2019-02-18 00:42:27 UTC  

it's supposedly still a functioning business because they post updated notices on the door

2019-02-18 00:42:39 UTC  

That's pretty spooky

2019-02-18 00:42:47 UTC  

I have literally never seen anyone actually use it

2019-02-18 00:42:54 UTC  

and I lived in that area for years

2019-02-18 00:43:15 UTC  

I feel like that's a thing you just buy on amazon. Like there's absolutely no need a for a dedicated store for rubber stamps

2019-02-18 00:43:38 UTC  

exactly

2019-02-18 00:43:38 UTC  

*Choosing Amazon over local shops* reeeeee

2019-02-18 00:43:52 UTC  

But really though who needs a rubber stamp shop

2019-02-18 00:44:06 UTC  

Oh you will hate me I love convenience haha

2019-02-18 00:44:35 UTC  

That's not the only weird thing though. It's not just that no one has any need for a rubber stamp shop, it's that they're supposedly still in business but *I literally never see anyone inside it*.

2019-02-18 00:44:45 UTC  

Hear me out...amazon, but nationalized....

2019-02-18 00:45:44 UTC  

"Oh hell yeah America (TM) just delivered my vacuum cleaner and my groceries by drone!"

2019-02-18 00:45:57 UTC  

Could be good or a nightmare depending on who is running the nation

2019-02-18 00:46:04 UTC  

For sure

2019-02-18 00:46:05 UTC  

Not to boomer post, but amazon run like the post office would be half as convenient and twice as retarded

2019-02-18 00:46:11 UTC  
2019-02-18 00:46:33 UTC  

Oh awesome amazon brought my diabetes robot!

2019-02-18 00:46:33 UTC  

@Right Bauer Amazon runs the post office now.

2019-02-18 00:46:48 UTC  

Why do you think they deliver on Sundays?

2019-02-18 00:48:10 UTC  

I had a really funny red pill moment with my dad recently. I was telling him how America is just a huge shopping mall and is kind of a joke and without skipping a beat he was like "you know...yeah. Yeah it is"

2019-02-18 00:48:27 UTC  

Just an economic interest zone at this point

2019-02-18 00:48:55 UTC  

Our identity is whether you're a Pepsi or a Coke person

2019-02-18 00:49:04 UTC  

With open borders and international free market might as well just sell the whole population into slavery.

2019-02-18 00:49:12 UTC  

E. Michael Jones says "the big gay disco and the military to expand it"

2019-02-18 00:49:27 UTC  

No offense to service men. We all know the difference between soldiers and the MI complex.

2019-02-18 00:51:35 UTC  

Yeah that's what's a huge bummer is I respect military people a lot cause I definitely don't wanna do that haha so god bless them

2019-02-18 00:52:37 UTC  

The only time I get emotional watching a movie is when it's a war movie where soldiers are doing really heroic stuff.

2019-02-18 00:52:46 UTC  

I'm just like *sniff* hell yeah dude...

2019-02-18 00:54:40 UTC  

Like we have the best military in the world and some of the most dedicated troops, but of all places to go waste blood and treasure for 15 years, Afghanistan?

2019-02-18 00:55:06 UTC  

My dad literally said America is a country for everyone 😩

2019-02-18 00:55:17 UTC  

gross

2019-02-18 00:56:19 UTC  

Going back to the conspiracy theory subject