White people WERE genetically engineered by ancient Kang Yakub, and here's why that's a good thing.

@NITRODUBS wtf haha no way

Look it up it has a lot of traction right now lmao

Dude Shane Dawson bringing the heat haha

There's a meme conspiracy theory that wind turbines are fake and are actually using electricity via generators. I love it.

Shane? I only know based Amerindian, Asian-GF having Ryan Dawson

Shane Dawson is a youtuber that just released an hour and a half long conspiracy video

That's how I found out about the mattress firm conspiracy

Matress Firm?

I'm partial to the theory that both Finland and North Dakota are fake

Yeah dude. There's a ton of mattress firm stores and no one is ever in them...but there's like 3 within a few blocks from each other all of the country in various towns haha

And that the Denver Airport is the international headquarters of the Illuminati

But I drove through ND...

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...did you?

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People say 911 happened but I've never been to new York so

What's the mattress firm one?

And yeah the Denver airport is very bizarre. They have that super creepy artwork

And a huge statue of a fire-breathing, red-eyed horse that actually killed its creator

There's this rubber stamp shop near where my parents live that I *never* see anyone inside

it's supposedly still a functioning business because they post updated notices on the door

That's pretty spooky

I have literally never seen anyone actually use it

and I lived in that area for years

I feel like that's a thing you just buy on amazon. Like there's absolutely no need a for a dedicated store for rubber stamps

exactly

*Choosing Amazon over local shops* reeeeee

But really though who needs a rubber stamp shop

Oh you will hate me I love convenience haha

That's not the only weird thing though. It's not just that no one has any need for a rubber stamp shop, it's that they're supposedly still in business but *I literally never see anyone inside it*.

Hear me out...amazon, but nationalized....

"Oh hell yeah America (TM) just delivered my vacuum cleaner and my groceries by drone!"

Could be good or a nightmare depending on who is running the nation

For sure

Not to boomer post, but amazon run like the post office would be half as convenient and twice as retarded

@Sam Anderson ...yep

Oh awesome amazon brought my diabetes robot!

@Right Bauer Amazon runs the post office now.

Why do you think they deliver on Sundays?

I had a really funny red pill moment with my dad recently. I was telling him how America is just a huge shopping mall and is kind of a joke and without skipping a beat he was like "you know...yeah. Yeah it is"