Santa Anna told the alamo defenders to give up and Colonel Travis responded by shooting a cannon at them

*Alamo

To be fair they didn’t destroy the Maine lmao

But who cares

Travis answered with a shell, and a rousing Rebel Yell

Still beat em

He did!

Uncle Sam looks like a weird uncle that nobody wants to invite to parties in that illustration

Teddy probably rigged the Maine to explode

*McKinley

Roosevelt didn’t become president until after the Spanish American war

Deify this man

NOW

He’s still alive

In our hearts

I saw him in Night at the Museum

Neo bullmoose movement when

Now

Teddy tried to start it when McKinley was out of town.

https://twitter.com/lokijulianus/status/1100587392053006336?s=21

LMAO

I love that account

Here’s a song about McKinley

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U8cIKeRoKh4

It’s about his tragic assassination, poor guy.

Oh wait

What’s fax

@NateDahl76 facts

HNNNGGGG

Bada

Bing

Bada

BOOM!

Ayyy I’m walk’in HEAAAAH

This is racism

Stop this

Eye-talians

@StormySeaShore Cope. Have y’all won a single war since Rome?

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