Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 463216636007153664


2018-07-02 05:35:51 UTC  

BUUUUUUUUUUUURP

2018-07-02 05:35:52 UTC  

Dang

2018-07-02 05:36:05 UTC  

Nigga you just called the saudi foreign minister white

2018-07-02 05:36:05 UTC  

That was quite the gas expulsion

2018-07-02 05:36:30 UTC  

he's whiter than you mohammed

2018-07-02 05:36:38 UTC  

ELF

2018-07-02 05:36:45 UTC  

But he’s a Mohammed

2018-07-02 05:36:47 UTC  

What

2018-07-02 05:36:48 UTC  

are you white?

2018-07-02 05:36:51 UTC  

Yea

2018-07-02 05:36:54 UTC  

elf is a jew

2018-07-02 05:36:54 UTC  

You'd make a great

2018-07-02 05:36:57 UTC  

take a 23 and me

elf is a "fellow white man"

2018-07-02 05:36:58 UTC  

secretary of state

2018-07-02 05:37:02 UTC  

Why

2018-07-02 05:37:08 UTC  

Because

2018-07-02 05:37:16 UTC  

my secretary of state has to be white

2018-07-02 05:37:23 UTC  

like every other member in my cabinet

2018-07-02 05:37:30 UTC  

elf confirmed jew

2018-07-02 05:37:32 UTC  

I think I’m whiter than most of you guys not that I care but it’s usually brown Mexicans obsessing over race

2018-07-02 05:37:33 UTC  

ELF

2018-07-02 05:37:37 UTC  

Yeah

2018-07-02 05:37:39 UTC  

are you a man?

2018-07-02 05:37:42 UTC  

Yes

2018-07-02 05:37:49 UTC  

prove to me you're a man

2018-07-02 05:37:59 UTC  

..

2018-07-02 05:38:10 UTC  

do a fart

2018-07-02 05:38:14 UTC  

Idc you don’t have to believe me

2018-07-02 05:38:29 UTC  

I can distinguish male from female farts

2018-07-02 05:38:47 UTC  

..

2018-07-02 05:38:58 UTC  

so lets get some farts rippin elf

2018-07-02 05:39:16 UTC  

..

2018-07-02 05:39:17 UTC  

you wanna be my secretary of state dont you?

2018-07-02 05:39:22 UTC  

Idk

2018-07-02 05:39:53 UTC  

*smashes button on desk, opening a trap door under elf's chair, sending him into the dungeon under my office*

2018-07-02 05:40:04 UTC  

Nice knowin' ya Elf!

2018-07-02 05:40:07 UTC  

..

did you ban him?

2018-07-02 05:41:55 UTC  

nope