guys im a funny guy

I'm going to drive off a cliff going 120 mph

Don't be a downer man , just pray and do what must be done

TFW I realize that all my "friends" wouldn't hesitate to stab me in the back to advamce themselves

considering they've done it multiple times

The world is plotting against me

and I know it

Its me vs the world

I'm Atlas, the world is on my shoulders

homiehug

and mine alone

TFW I finally die 😂

delete

Tfw I dont die

and I live on, living a life of constant pain and misery

tfw no Melania gf to swim with

and I'm too smart to communicate with plebeians.......

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Why did my parents have to put me on this miserable earth where I have no purpose of being in

https://twitter.com/orwellngoode/status/1015796779730833410?s=21 ROFL

TFW I realize that any woman who talks to me only does it in pity

NOOOOOO

IVE HAD THAT HAPPEN BEFORE

UNIRONICALLY

I STILL CRINGE

Or any person really

and you just made me think about it

i bombed this presentation

and i was clearly nervous

and on my way back to my seat this girl gave me a fist bump

and it was just

very cringey

TFW I finally hang myself 😂

👌 👌 👌 👌 👌

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Vin, Jordan, don't forget that God has a plan for you

TFW I overestimate myself so I end up falling on my face

God's plan for me is shitty

His plan for me is to die at 17

buuuuurps