and I'm too smart to communicate with plebeians.......

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Why did my parents have to put me on this miserable earth where I have no purpose of being in

https://twitter.com/orwellngoode/status/1015796779730833410?s=21 ROFL

TFW I realize that any woman who talks to me only does it in pity

NOOOOOO

IVE HAD THAT HAPPEN BEFORE

UNIRONICALLY

I STILL CRINGE

Or any person really

and you just made me think about it

i bombed this presentation

and i was clearly nervous

and on my way back to my seat this girl gave me a fist bump

and it was just

very cringey

TFW I finally hang myself 😂

👌 👌 👌 👌 👌

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Vin, Jordan, don't forget that God has a plan for you

TFW I overestimate myself so I end up falling on my face

God's plan for me is shitty

His plan for me is to die at 17

buuuuurps

I can picture it now

slamming on the gas to fly off the cliff

TFW the girl who is "interested" in hanging out with me is lying

shes only interested in a slab of meat on your body

willing to manipulate your mind by showing you parts of her body

to get it

No, she doesn't even want to be near me

think about it

all women poop

even melania

Ivanka poops rainbows

I spent a solid $100 on her and several hours for NO REASON

SHE ISN'T EVEN INTERESTED

Kushner doesn't deserve.

the celebrity apprentice has some funny moments