@SYLE Let's check the latest numbers from the CDC: Age Group Probability of Survival 0-19: 99.997% 20-49: 99.98% 50-69: 99.5% 70+: 94.6%
WEW
HES GONNA FUCKING DIE
Looks like he's probably good.
OH MY GOD
TERRIBLE ODDS <:Gasp:743184807327957042>
2 weeks quarantine = 2 weeks of heavy bombardment of The Donald on Twitter.
He won't die
But he'll be hospitalized and possibly ventilated
Which will be terrible optics alone
He's most likely been on hydrochloride and zinc
100%
IF he has it
Which i have doubt
But he's still old and extremely out of shape lmao
dude is a bowling ball
It could just be a false positive
more likely he'll end up demented and crippled lmao
Which does happen sometimes
He probably got tested multiple times. The White House knows that have to avoid that at all costs
he will be in the white house with the best of the best medical staff
He's in his 70s and was standing on stage speaking for over an hour 24 hours before positive. And he was dancing at the end. He's fine for an old guy.
Trump may use the nuclear arsenal if he dies
before he dies
just say fuck it and launch missiles into china
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No.
Imagine the implications if a sitting President is killed because of China's virus
Mike "Suck the cock, and get the shock" Pence wouldn't be too happy
Tbh
We gonna probably start internment camps for Chinese
I wouldn't go that far, but we would definitely be itching for a hot one in the Taiwan strait
https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/04/10/swedes-get-futuristic-high-tech-implants-in-their-hands-to-replace-cash-and-credit-cars-eliminating-coronavirus-contact/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
I'll be honest
I always thought of China as the leader in 'bringing about dystopia'.
Not the fucking Swedes.
<@&758768006217072648> yusef booden has been tested. We shall await the results any moment now
https://twitter.com/inteldoge/status/1312047649521008641?s=21
Chris Wallace should be tested immediately. After eating Biden’s ass all night, he’s at a high risk.
