Those must be short wave radios, since they are only 3 feet apart.

Democrat Governor and Covid.

A church is about the only place they can mass gather and actually get arrested.

It could be Obama and Hillary machine gunning buses of nuns on tv. Media will blame the prouds

The Skeleton King of Warcraft

He must be related to Ned “Son-of-a” Gunderson.

The Amish hate being photographed on a regular, not being charged with having sex with your 13 year old sister day.

Will this affect the price of a car wash in LA?

I really hope the Formula 1 Circuit doesn’t get bombed.

My daughter, at 4, goes to bed at the same time every night. She also spends her days at a desk in preschool. This analysis is dead on so far

Will the Saudis back Armenia?

Oil wrestling bastards are going to ruin it.

The US can just make some more people’s tap water flammable to compensate for that 20%. Saul good.

That Azerbaijani Natty Gas pipeline originates where?

England stays out, US stays out. EU won’t do shit either. Turkey and Russia will do whatever they want with impunity.

Armenia is going to eat shit here, in a big big way

Maybe the pope will call a crusade.

Jesus Christ. The Azerbaijanis have Japanese drone pilots!

Taken out by a modern day V1.

Only a fool defends himself against lies. Attack, attack, attack

Who had the job of making sure Biden didn’t smear shit on his own face tonight? That wizard deserves the spotlight

That guy basically divided by zero

The practice sessions for 38 days were to give Joe detailed bullet points in an ear piece, have him jot them down through intense distraction, and stick to that script no matter what. Him looking down at the notes looked very unnatural

He definitely dug up his son and threw him on the stage to rescue the fuck up.

Hunter at home told some crying Russian trafficked child to pipe down when he heard his name come up. “Shush. Shush. Nyet. I want to hear this”

Chris Wallace should be tested immediately. After eating Biden’s ass all night, he’s at a high risk.

Trump just whispered, “It is my most fervent wish, that I not be replaced until a new President is installed.”

So we have that going for us.

More reason for Govs to lock shit down again and put the screws to the voter, OR close physical polling locations

I know four people who had the virus with symptoms. Fever, lethargy, loss of taste, and a cough for 1-2 days after testing positive. Then Totally fine

He’s on track for the East Coast version it seems

Now that the China Virus is contained within Trump, the negotiations will begin. We’ll have a deal in 48 hours lads. Calm down.

Someone in Nadler’s health should live underwater at this point.

GOP advisor Anna Navarro?

GOP advisor Jeff Flake?

Barr has tested negative. Durham is also negative (for testicles)

Good. One disease at a time Joe.

That WHO logo looks kinda......Proud.

Yessssssss

Heaven

Kim Jong Un’s 4th body double also sends his best

Are the shits still a symptom of the Vid?

She’s an angel sent from heaven.

I can hear the media now....”TREMP REFUSES TO FLY OWN HELICOPTER TO HOSPITAL, ENDANGERING FLIGHT CREW”

She’s memeable and gorgeous.

He’s fine. He’s gonna go use that inhaling air game that’s in every hospital room on the planet and eat some crushed ice. 2 days he’s back

What did you guys expect? The tent and suits from ET?

Now that the virus is contained in Trump’s body he will begin negotiations in earnest. We’ll have a deal in 48 hours to end all of this.

Everyone is wearing real deal KN95 masks though instead of some Amazon special

We’re talking about people sitting in an SUV for 5 minutes with a guy who has it.

Save your “well actually”

I’m not arguing the efficacy of the masks. The masks being worn by SS and WH personnel today are in stark contrast to the styles worn prior to yesterday

Darnell Tremp will be on the ballot. You can take that to the bank, Senator Trent.

The Trump campaign sends this email as he’s in a helicopter going to the hospital....JFC

Rest In Power Tremp

I’m pretty sure China engineered Covid and Spotted Lantern Flies.

Incapacitation is where section 4 kicks in. Otherwise it has to be voluntarily transferred by the president.

He is allegedly unwilling to transmit those powers at this time.

Of course not. Not if I’m there as a complete precaution

NBC wouldn’t have that scoop

This is Scott Templeton style work

It’s like call options. Holy shit lol

Scott Templeton every time. For the record, I called that immediately

His doctor writes memos to the press when shit changes.

An anonymous source states that Trump was unable to call wounded veterans at Walter Reed, “Losers and Suckers” due to shortness of breath

Wonder where he grabbed her...

Transmission cannot be prevented. Period.

We still haven’t figured out how to stop transmitting the cold, the flu, or stomach bugs through fecal matter. This is going to happen. If he owned a plumbing company he’s spend three days in bed bitching about fatigue and get on with life.

Her parents, that publicly hate each other’s guts, have committed their lives to work and basically abandoned her.

She never had a chance

She seems to hate mom more than dad, but rest assured.....some gentleman down the road will try to navigate the mine field of her daddy issues and end up on a restraining order. Within....7 years

That daughter is a wretched little shit....shwooo

Mitt Romney will be fine

Israel having veto power. Writing “No” on a little slip of paper and sliding it into a crack in a wall.

The man took a Stone Cold Stunner. He can do business with covid

Lots of this going on. Just in time for the governors to clamp down due to. “Resurgence in infections” and close physical polls.

Also, why tell those vultures anything. Fuck them

He said not today or yesterday

He’s only been sick 2 days

They can monitor pulse ox in real time. If he doesn’t need it he doesn’t need it

Trump is a Unit. Rag arm pencil neck dick users wouldn’t comprehend

No oxygen use. Again, said flat out

I wouldn’t allow questions that would lead to endless false speculation broadcast to millions of homes either.

“Has the president give any orders to the proud boys during this stay “

When does antifa show up and start throwing fireworks at the building?

You guys are acting like he’s some frail old fuck. He’s had nothing but crystal clear health exams. He’s 239-244 pounds....he’s also 6 foot 3. He’s fine

But who will decorate the Christmas tree?!

Found your source:

But the news said Michelle Obama was the most beautiful woman on the planet....

Now that beluga should be worried

“You have to trust me. I know who the source is. But I can’t tell you”

No, that’s relevant everywhere

The media is your actual enemy. They are farming minutes of your life in order to sell advertising. They will say anything to make that happen.

If you devote your entire life to your work and completely neglect your family, and make a great name for yourself.....you can have a son That is a governor and a son that sword fights with Don Lemon in the CNN locker room

Don’t be a despair merchant. The survival rate for his age group is incredibly high. He has no major underlying health issues (overweight don’t count when your resting heart rate is ~72 and your BP is normal). He has trapped the virus within his body to negotiate a peace deal. Calm the fuck down.

They can just go to the floor vote on 10/20

Plenty of time to talk to her on the phone with their questions

At this point, it is most important to do everything possible to incense the left. When they are offended, they aren’t on offense. They destroy their own strong holds and shit where they eat. Vote Trump.

He’s fine.

I have a medical background. I was literally born in a hospital.

Believe nothing from “sources.” Seriously, Stop buying into this shit. You look foolish.

His piss is neon everything

96% oxygen. Q is the 96th letter of the alphabet.

Confirmed