Message from @linderball

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2020-10-02 13:56:40 UTC  

But he's still old and extremely out of shape lmao

2020-10-02 13:56:44 UTC  

dude is a bowling ball

2020-10-02 13:56:48 UTC  

It could just be a false positive

2020-10-02 13:56:56 UTC  

more likely he'll end up demented and crippled lmao

2020-10-02 13:56:56 UTC  

Which does happen sometimes

2020-10-02 13:57:09 UTC  

He probably got tested multiple times. The White House knows that have to avoid that at all costs

2020-10-02 13:57:10 UTC  

he will be in the white house with the best of the best medical staff

2020-10-02 13:57:25 UTC  

He's in his 70s and was standing on stage speaking for over an hour 24 hours before positive. And he was dancing at the end. He's fine for an old guy.

2020-10-02 13:57:55 UTC  

Trump may use the nuclear arsenal if he dies

2020-10-02 13:57:59 UTC  

before he dies

2020-10-02 13:58:12 UTC  

just say fuck it and launch missiles into china

2020-10-02 13:58:43 UTC  

<:atlast:758774926869004348>

2020-10-02 13:58:48 UTC  

No.

2020-10-02 14:00:39 UTC  

Imagine the implications if a sitting President is killed because of China's virus

2020-10-02 14:01:27 UTC  

Mike "Suck the cock, and get the shock" Pence wouldn't be too happy

2020-10-02 14:01:48 UTC  

Tbh

2020-10-02 14:02:04 UTC  

We gonna probably start internment camps for Chinese

2020-10-02 14:03:24 UTC  

I wouldn't go that far, but we would definitely be itching for a hot one in the Taiwan strait

2020-10-02 14:25:42 UTC  

I'll be honest

2020-10-02 14:25:57 UTC  

I always thought of China as the leader in 'bringing about dystopia'.

2020-10-02 14:26:03 UTC  

Not the fucking Swedes.

2020-10-02 15:12:23 UTC  

<@&758768006217072648> yusef booden has been tested. We shall await the results any moment now

2020-10-02 15:13:58 UTC  

Chris Wallace should be tested immediately. After eating Biden’s ass all night, he’s at a high risk.

2020-10-02 15:17:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/758768006842679355/761607702027698216/IMG_20201002_105927.jpg

2020-10-02 15:17:32 UTC  

I would fucking shit myself if biden dies from trumps covid

2020-10-02 15:17:58 UTC  

I didn't realize the October surprise would just be the fucking presidential candidates dying

2020-10-02 15:23:02 UTC  

I was under the impression that everyone in the WH was tested daily. I recall reading about that. They were using a product from Abott Labs.

2020-10-02 17:07:30 UTC  

But golf is a good form of exercise for older people lol

2020-10-02 17:07:59 UTC  

He's probably walking every day too

2020-10-02 17:08:26 UTC  

It ain't weight lifting but it's not like he's a fat sack of shit hahaha

2020-10-02 17:09:53 UTC  

Like, what would be a good way of exercising when you’re the fucking president and you’re 70-something

2020-10-02 17:14:41 UTC  

If he's not healthy enough to climb mount Everest then he's not gonna survive the rona!!!!!!1

2020-10-02 17:55:51 UTC  

Same reason you don't buy one of those saline flushing things that (((clear your sinuses)))

2020-10-02 17:56:08 UTC  

Well thats judt inviting bacteria to your sinuses

2020-10-02 18:10:57 UTC  

“I’ll take things you don’t want to say for 500, Alex” <@&758768006217072648>

2020-10-02 18:11:35 UTC  

He just jinxed Trump’s life with that